Freddie falls on his feet.

Following his motorbike accident in 2014 he is now officially disabled and has blagged himself a housing association bungalow in Bottisham near Cambridge. Only one bed but quite big with rear garden for Patch the dog and Vincent!!! the snake. I'm really quite jealous, no stairs and 100 yards to a social club which I bet sells a mean pint at a mean price! Being Council type property it comes totally bare so we have been busy on ebay sourcing everything from cookers, curtains, carpets and beds etc. As we were moving him in we noticed the bungalow next door was for sale with William H Brown Newmarket so we speculated how much. Jack said 60k but I said no, its near Cambridge make it 160k. We were both wrong....... Offers in excess of 200k. Jeez. The rents £400 a month but I think thats covered by his benefits. Yep, think he has fell on his feet then!

Well done Freddie, now you want a Micra with a park where you like badge

Due to his exotic smoking habits a Micra would be most welcome I'm sure but hes banned from driving. Silly boy. I did warn him kids are an easy target for plod.

  been there when i was 18

Think I was about 45 when I got caught. Grassed up by a dole scrounger, the cops were round the corner waiting. Saw the twat in doctors surgery about a year ago with oxygen machine in tow, made me grin. Karma innit. Hes younger than me too, or was.......  Didnt stop me driving though, got myself a 2CV to look incognito. Worked a treat!