Who's online? A story.

Trigger carried the Lone Ranger easily alongside the wide river that was the Mississippi. He squinted his eyes against the burning sun, (Lone Ranger, not Trigger). Was that a Mermaid he had seen diving below the swirling waters. The heat of the day and the hard saddle were giving him Betty Swollocks but he continued along the riverbank and came across a Gypsy writing on a piece of paper. "What are you writing?" quoth the Ranger. "It's a play for Noel Coward" replied the Gypsy. "It's called Blythe Spirit. Innit" (Sorry). "There's a gambling boat on the river", said the Ranger. "Lady on board , playing with the crew, said her name was Ella or something." (I'll have to look and see if anyone else is online...no! That's your lot!)

The End.

well done Cam but you spelt my name wrong

Cruella de Vil wrote: well done Cam but you spelt my name wrong

You try fitting Cruella de Vil into a cowboy film!

It certainly can't be easy, especially on old years night

Good one.

Fabulous

They set up camp for the night but said the cru, ‘Ella is a vil cook’ and as wereallinthistogether! We need to eat. They were Adam Mint someone would feed them. They didn´t have a gas bottle but they had a Gasbag and 57 Potts. All they needed was a plan to con someone into cooking the cunning ham. Dizzy doris said Who Me to which the answer came, you are the Perfectspecimen.

They carved the ham with a scottishshiv and served it with peanut and Shokolado. There is always someone who complains though and Mischief Maker said she wanted a Lolly Dolly (ayeayeaye too many Mojito) the name is Doris! But everyone agreed the cook was a Topdog and nobody would be wazzedoffintenerife because they knew how to muggle through.

As the sky turned to Indigo and the Sunshine faded away the gang had a marbro8 before falling asleep while wondering what tomorrow would bring.

Gypsy wrote:

Chapter 2

They set up camp for the night but said the cru, ‘Ella is a vil cook’ and as wereallinthistogether! We need to eat. They were Adam Mint someone would feed them. They didn´t have a gas bottle but they had a Gasbag and 57 Potts. All they needed was a plan to con someone into cooking the cunning ham. Dizzy doris said Who Me to which the answer came, you are the Perfectspecimen.

They carved the ham with a scottishshiv and served it with peanut and Shokolado. There is always someone who complains though and Mischief Maker said she wanted a Lolly Dolly (ayeayeaye too many Mojito) the name is Doris! But everyone agreed the cook was a Topdog and nobody would be wazzedoffintenerife because they knew how to muggle through.

As the sky turned to Indigo and the Sunshine faded away the gang had a marbro8 before falling asleep while wondering what tomorrow would bring.

Hahaha! Nice one Gypsy. ( I limited myself to who was online at the time last night)

Brilliant Gypo well done, but I do realise Cam was limited with his

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Hahaha! Nice one Gypsy. ( I limited myself to who was online at the time last night)

Cruella de Vil wrote:Brilliant Gypo well done, but I do realise Cam was limited with his

You guys should know you can´t let FACTS stand in the way of a story.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Gypsy wrote:

Chapter 2

They set up camp for the night but said the cru, ‘Ella is a vil cook’ and as wereallinthistogether! We need to eat. They were Adam Mint someone would feed them. They didn´t have a gas bottle but they had a Gasbag and 57 Potts. All they needed was a plan to con someone into cooking the cunning ham. Dizzy doris said Who Me to which the answer came, you are the Perfectspecimen.

They carved the ham with a scottishshiv and served it with peanut and Shokolado. There is always someone who complains though and Mischief Maker said she wanted a Lolly Dolly (ayeayeaye too many Mojito) the name is Doris! But everyone agreed the cook was a Topdog and nobody would be wazzedoffintenerife because they knew how to muggle through.

As the sky turned to Indigo and the Sunshine faded away the gang had a marbro8 before falling asleep while wondering what tomorrow would bring.

Hahaha! Nice one Gypsy. ( I limited myself to who was online at the time last night)

mmm, shame the kikey punt is banned.

Thumbs up

The new day dawned sunny so The Lone Ranger and Gypsy decided to take Mermaid for a splashy splashy at Skeggy. They borrowed a car and stopped once at Penelope’s Pitstop after which they lef manchester. When they got to the beach they saw a Topdog who was scratching as he had a MICH. Obviously, he had not been getting his Bob Martin regularly which every Puppy Dog should get. His woolybear was muggled and needed to be thoroughly macoombd but the gang did not have time to do it as they were on a pilgrimage and were Adam Mint they would not end up like hannahs man with betty swollocks. So after another marbro8 they phoned Tonto and asked him to lead them to a nice pub which they heard was owned by Jim and si ayeayeaye he said I will call up my Blyth Spirit who will tell us which direction to go. They piled into the carstev and took the Topdog as well as a Fastcat with them as a present for Cruella de Vil who would look after them along with her MaltezerMonkey Ideally she was looking for a tortoise as the monkey was a Mischief Maker and a Gas bag but being a sunnygirl she said the gift is a Perfectspecimen innit but she kept her fingers crossed.

Oh Dear! It just gets better and better!

I am enjoying this some peeps are very clever.

I picked the wrong username

3rdforum wrote:I picked the wrong username

You certainly did I have thought of all ways to fit you in but other than going to school and being a naughty 3rdFormers (sp) (they always were trouble when they hit 13/14) I can´t think of anything other than bringing other forums into it and I'm not gonna do that even for you - you're a Mod, go and change your name for a bit. You can always change it back in a day or so.

What about turd for um ?

Any good ?

Or just Turd, that will fit nicely with the dogs on here!

What about he was one of the 3Feckers that Gypsy missed. The other two being Steve McQueen and the guy with CAMcorder doing a remake of The Lone Ranger.