If you could go any route.

OK, JUST AN IDEA.
If you had 6 weeks to get to Tenerife from UK which Route would you take? What transport would you use and where would you stop?

Hot air balloon and take you with me to keep it up, Push bike with a propellar on it to direct us south, I would stand preaching to anybody that would listen, Starting off with "We are all doomed" to get their attention, If we started going down i would chuck you over the side to keep me up,

Well, I would start in Ireland in a VW westphalia camper van and head to Dunfermline, Leeds, London and Brighton to visit some friends. Then, take the ferry to Le Harve and drive down the west coast of France cutting in to Lyon and going across the Mileau bridge before stopping in Nice and Monte Carlo. After a few days, cross the Pyrinees to Barcelona. After another few days on to Madrid and then onto LaManga. Drive across to Portimao and take a leisurely couple of days to get to S. Cruz.

Across Europe to Italy,catch a ferry to Tunisia ,across Africa to west coast,then boat from Senegal with looky men refuges.

Recomend staying on the camp site in meeow, Looking up at that bridge is something else, Driving over it is like wow,
And the approach roads in something fast, Beats drugs anyday, French roads are the dogs, If theirs a crash its cleared pronto, They make us look stupid,

Adam Mint wrote:I’d fly direct to Renia Sofia, taxi to Los Cris, then think about it for a few weeks...

+1

Sounds like a plan

3rdforum wrote:Well, I would start in Ireland in a VW westphalia camper van and head to Dunfermline, Leeds, London and Brighton to visit some friends. Then, take the ferry to Le Harve and drive down the west coast of France cutting in to Lyon and going across the Mileau bridge before stopping in Nice and Monte Carlo. After a few days, cross the Pyrinees to Barcelona. After another few days on to Madrid and then onto LaManga. Drive across to Portimao and take a leisurely couple of days to get to S. Cruz.

You know, that would be a holiday experience in itself. We could take turns driving. Stop where we want, have a feckin' ball and just keep going! When I win the lottery I'll pick you all up in Jimbo's van!

Its a deal Cam. whenever one of us wins the big one, we'll do this very thing!

Mcqueen wrote:Hot air balloon and take you with me to keep it up, Push bike with a propellar on it to direct us south, I would stand preaching to anybody that would listen, Starting off with "We are all doomed" to get their attention, If we started going down i would chuck you over the side to keep me up,

Now that I would like to see, especially you trying to throw me out, make good filming.

3rdforum wrote:Its a deal Cam. whenever one of us wins the big one, we'll do this very thing!

Trackings out on that car, I would bite you in the nadds, So you would go easy, David and goliath gadger, innit

Topdog wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Hot air balloon and take you with me to keep it up, Push bike with a propellar on it to direct us south, I would stand preaching to anybody that would listen, Starting off with "We are all doomed" to get their attention, If we started going down i would chuck you over the side to keep me up,

Now that I would like to see, especially you trying to throw me out, make good filming.

Not sure about the pink leotard though Reg

Mcqueen wrote:Trackings out on that car, I would bite you in the nadds, So you would go easy, David and goliath gadger, innit

You would have to bit hard coz I would let you chew the feckers off just for the photo's to post on here.

What were you doing to make your wrists so strong that you were able to hang from a hot air baloon?

Female in that pink number, No lunch box,

3rdforum wrote:What were you doing to make your wrists so strong that you were able to hang from a hot air baloon?

I said, take up walking for 2 hours a day Reg.

Mcqueen wrote:Female in that pink number, No lunch box,

I didn't zoom in that close,thought maybe a bit light on his moccasins.

Swim it.

Six weeks would probably cover it !.

The salt water would play havoc with my skin but otherwise.........

Topdog wrote:I said, take up walking for 2 hours a day Reg.

Whos the little fella in your avatar TD?

Looks like silly blox himself, Strange foot wear fettish, He was rushing too, the suit had to be back at whipsnade for the mornring, Tarzans chimp died, And his brother needed the to wear it, (The chimps)

big bloody room skirting is 2 foot off ground.

Good answer, I must try that one next time they wont serve me, Err, Just a minute, You have deep skirting boards, Feck me thats a belter, Oi short arse ? Excuse me, Have you seen them boards, Yeh good one,

Mcqueen wrote:Good answer, I must try that one next time they wont serve me, Err, Just a minute, You have deep skirting boards, Feck me thats a belter, Oi short arse ? Excuse me, Have you seen them boards, Yeh good one,

I am 6 bleeding inches taller than you but that is ok because you are probably shrinking. 5'10''