Irish Diet.

This is to help Dermo along...

Irishman's diet.





An Irishman was terribly
overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly
again for 2 days then skip a
day.....


'And repeat this procedure for 2
weeks.


'The next time I see you, you
should have lost at least 5 pounds.'

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to
drop dead on dat 'tird day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?'
asked the doctor.



'No,
from the feckin' skippin'!"

Dermo's going to get a complex,

Have you nothing better to do Cam???

3rdforum wrote:Have you nothing better to do Cam???

Come on D you done you skipping for today yet

3rdforum wrote:Have you nothing better to do Cam???

Someone e-mailed it to me... I couldn't resist!

Put sellotape on your nipples, or you will get joggers rash, Just a little tip D, Will you be singing Jelly on a plate whilst skipping, Janet used to, I can see her now,

Same Paddy went back to the Docs to lose more weight and was told to run 5 miles a day, weigh himself after 7 days and ring the Doctor to say how much he had lost.
Paddy phones after a week and says "Doc its Paddy, I can't weigh myself as I am 35 miles from home".