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    We all live on a submarine, Not yellow

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 19:09

    Some loony that has a submarine on the canal in the centre of Leeds has skanked The VAT out of a million quid. What a shame he got caught, I like anything like that, Crime with no pain to anyone. Will he get scuttled ? We all live on a submarine, Not yellow 3194688309
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 19:26

    Mcqueen wrote:Some loony that has a submarine on the canal in the centre of Leeds has skanked The VAT out of a million quid. What a shame he got caught, I like anything like that, Crime with no pain to anyone. Will he get scuttled ? We all live on a submarine, Not yellow 3194688309
    Not much on it from the Beeb Reg...BBC News
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    Post by Adam Mint Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 19:45

    Recall seeing this BBC report on his sub...

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 20:28

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Not much on it from the Beeb Reg...BBC News
    Try yorkshire post,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 20:43

    Mcqueen wrote:
    Try yorkshire post,

    Nowt in there either Reg...Yorkshire Post We all live on a submarine, Not yellow 1695130124
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 20:50

    Read it in todays Yorkshire post, ?. Might not let the scots read it,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 20:56

    Mcqueen wrote:Read it in todays Yorkshire post, ?. Might not let the scots read it,
    Page 9, Just been in the green bin for it, We all live on a submarine, Not yellow 16779677

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 21:04

    I could cut it out and scan it, I also could learn to speak german, But then again ?,
    I like a man that has a personal submarine, And in his spare time robs the VAT of a million Quid, Just think, We only hear of the ones that get caught,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 21:08

    Mcqueen wrote:I could cut it out and scan it, I also could learn to speak german, But then again ?,
    I like a man that has a personal submarine, And in his spare time robs the VAT of a million Quid, Just think, We only hear of the ones that get caught,

    I've just made some toasted cheese Reg...it 's Dutch Edam and it said use by the 15th January...sod it, I just cut the mouldy bits off, delicious!
    I think it was a barge boat made to look like a submarine, it couldn't dive or anything...what the hell does he do to avoid paying £1 million in VAT?
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 21:18

    Cost £60k to convert, It wouldnt dive far in the canal, 8ft deep ?, Scam was to do with disability items, import etc, You can claim all the vat back for disabled items, like cars and vans minibuses all that gear, So all you need are invoices with VAT paid, Bobs your uncle, Get the dosh and start playing with boys toys,
    That cheese shouldnt have gone off yet, Not in the fridge anyway, I start gipping with warm cheese, Janet like all that stuff, Said it before, Strange girl We all live on a submarine, Not yellow 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 21:46

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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 22:06

    What an eye opener, Nice quiet family man gliding along in his u boat, Stashed a million quid away, Never judge a man by the company he keeps,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 22:15

    Well VAT is at 20% just now so that million is only a fifth of the money he's been playing about with...
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 22:19

    You only need the invoices, Not the money, They give you 20% of what they think you had, Perfect scam,
    I think ?
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    Post by Topdog Sat 28 Jan 2012 - 22:20

    one in a million.

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