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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 11:45

    Tenerifesforumoffun.com is the 23018893:th largest website within the world
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 11:47

    Topdog wrote:Tenerifesforumoffun.com is the 23018893:th largest website within the world

    The rest of them must be scared shitless then... Bit of info 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 11:57

    not far to go then!
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    Post by cunningham Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 11:59

    Topdog wrote:Tenerifesforumoffun.com is the 23018893:th largest website within the world
    wow you are a mine of useless information.Bit of info 2419626307 Bit of info 3025408739
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 12:07

    Gosh! I'll sleep much better tonight knowing this Bit of info 2419626307
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 12:11

    i, Nearly there, Bit of info 416843720
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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 12:33

    Considering there are more porn sites in the world than the number we are at and they are only a small percentage of the web, not bad really.
    I don't know how many websites there are in the world, perhaps someone will know on here.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 12:40

    So are we learning to be a porn site now?



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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 12:59

    No not yet, we need a few more women.
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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 13:30

    There are 370000000
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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 13:34

    There are 370000000 that puts us easily in the top 10%
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    Post by Jimandsi Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 15:38

    Topdog wrote:Tenerifesforumoffun.com is the 23018893:th largest website within the world


    Put it up for sale quick.

    Some silly bugger might buy it off you for 10k. Bit of info 3442450755

    And then ban us all. 🤣 🤣 🤣
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 15:40

    Oh no, not again,
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    Post by Jimandsi Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 15:42


    Yup - the funniest stories just have to be repeated. Bit of info 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 16:38

    I am going to sell it to you all so you can ban me.
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    Post by cunningham Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 18:59

    Jimandsi wrote:


    Put it up for sale quick.

    Some silly bugger might buy it off you for 10k. Bit of info 3442450755

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    Post by Jimandsi Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 20:13


    Not personally H, but I understand they do exist !

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    Post by Jimandsi Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 20:15


    Hey H, have a look at my website - just click on my signature. Bit of info 294053457
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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 21:00

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    Post by cunningham Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 21:07

    Jimandsi wrote:
    Hey H, have a look at my website - just click on my signature. Bit of info 294053457
    Bit of info 3707059870 i dont need a job thanks.
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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 21:15

    Professional prostitute tester


    Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has beat all of us by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
    Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fecked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is even paperwork involved. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. (Link 1 | Link 2)

    What about this job H.
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    Post by cunningham Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 21:23

    Topdog wrote: Professional prostitute tester


    Jaime Rascone is no different than the rest of us in that the erstwhile DJ needs to grab the occasional odd job to make ends meet. But the Chilean lothario has beat all of us by holding the type of fantasy job that just sounds too good to be true: Quality Control in a brothel.
    Rascone, an occasional male model and DJ, first happened upon Fiorella Companions in Santiago, Chile while working on a story about the country's sexual revolution. He was offered the gig by Madam Fiorella, who needed somebody to provide that final “interview” in her hiring process. It goes like this: girls who are interested in working as VIP escorts for Fiorella have to undergo interviews, psychological testing, and a photo session. The applicants are whittled down to a final six, who are then fecked one after the other in a single day by Jaime. He takes diligent notes on, say, how they moved their hips and whether their groans were adequate, and makes recommendations to the madam. There is even paperwork involved. The strain of the job is actually such that he can only do it once a month, testing around seventy girls or so a year. (Link 1 | Link 2)

    What about this job H.
    nah mate, ask reg, more his cup of tea.Bit of info 3707059870
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    Post by Topdog Sun 29 Jan 2012 - 21:27

    or Mince, how about beer tester.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 2 Feb 2012 - 2:00

    Nah, I aint got time for a proper job, part time beer taster maybe. Howard is well qualified as a water taster, I know, I found it hard to believe too. Bit of info 3077217049

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