Ice Cold Pussy on the Beach

If McQueen doesn´t want the exercise he can have the pussy instead

Getting Physical With Pussy At The Beach

cannot get the link to open

I can, but you knew that

Oh neither can I now maybe the title upset the internet police but I can´t access his website either. If it fixes itself it is [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

It really wasn´t that great but I enjoyed reading it so here is a copy that I have taken from my Google reader It has lost something with so many hitches trying to see it

Getting Physical With Pussy At The Beach
by admin

Bending and stretching to the music, and that was just the palm trees being whipped into a frenzy by a strong breeze at the promenade near the old Metropolis disco. Arona Maxima Deporte (wasn’t that a character in Gladiator?) was an open air sports zone with a chance for young people to get involved in excercise.



As I approached I could hear the pounding dance beat and sure enough there was a stage with an incredibly energetic instructor coaxing a good sized crowd to strut their stuff. At the far side of the old car park young eager sports fans tried their hand at basketball and tennis, I’m hopeless at both but maybe the super sized rackets could have made me into a champ.



Over on the coast side stalls were pushing massage, healthy eating, and even wind surfing but my eye was distracted by a pretty young Canarian lady promoting a new sports energy drink called Pussy. She seemed blissfully unaware of sniggering British men clamouring for samples of her ice cold Pussy, and has probably never even heard of Mrs Slocombe.


Back at the stage aerobics, step, and disco all mingled, there was even a congaa line that threatened to spill over onto the beach. Passing tourists stopped to watch and some even joined in with a hint of Dad dancing at a weedding. Still chuckling like Beavis and Butthead on speed I headed off to get my swim at a less choppy bit of beach.

what a name for a drink,no wonder people were laughing

Love it! British humour at it's best!

we saw beach exercises when we were over
think it was along where the surfers normally are just past the big sculptures (think it's the end of av rafael puig)
can't seem to create a map to pin point it but i'm sure someone will know where i mean
was very odd seeing all these people doing yoga on the beach

las americas before parque santiago 3?

Do they make them from scratch.

Mischief Maker wrote:we saw beach exercises when we were over
think it was along where the surfers normally are just past the big sculptures (think it's the end of av rafael puig)
can't seem to create a map to pin point it but i'm sure someone will know where i mean
was very odd seeing all these people doing yoga on the beach

las americas before parque santiago 3?

Roundabout here-ish? Surfy bit next to PSIII

yep that's the very place i tried to put a pin on
do you need to be logged in or something?

I watch them fom my luxury rap around terrace limbering up on a morning, I join in, get my leg up and have a good stretch, Easy with the sun on you, not like here where something snaps if you try it, I'm sure kev did too, something good about looking down on the public, And the little italian bird below, That forgets to get dressed most days,
Think its called the feel good factor, Or nursing a semi in the UK, Half erection to the nieve amongst us

Mischief Maker wrote:yep that's the very place i tried to put a pin on
do you need to be logged in or something?

Yep, you have to join up to Google maps. It's a great thing though, ask Gypsy, she loves it too! Google maps

two birds walking past though a seagull had got them, Reg

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Mischief Maker wrote:yep that's the very place i tried to put a pin on
do you need to be logged in or something?

Yep, you have to join up to Google maps. It's a great thing though, ask Gypsy, she loves it too! Google maps

I didn´t know I had joined anything, all I do is look for somewhere on a map and then click the link Of course I might have joined automatically as I use google chrome and have a gmail account.

We knew that

so has somebody managed to put pussy juice in a tin? brill lol but i am a 1 woman man so i could only drink from my wifes can

marbro8 wrote:so has somebody managed to put pussy juice in a tin? brill lol but i am a 1 woman man so i could only drink from my wifes can

Been drinking Mark ,

Mcqueen wrote:

marbro8 wrote:so has somebody managed to put pussy juice in a tin? brill lol but i am a 1 woman man so i could only drink from my wifes can

Been drinking Mark ,

Haha! My first thought exactly!

well yes???? bloody hell am i that obvious and predictable, you both sound like my feckin wife next time i post i will do it sober mind you that will be a feat on a saturday at this time of night anyway i am a bit like Andy warhol i can express myself after a few beers, and when you said have i had a drink where you on about beer cus i am about to embark on a drink of that new pussy drink if she wakes up

marbro8 wrote:well yes???? bloody hell am i that obvious and predictable, you both sound like my feckin wife next time i post i will do it sober mind you that will be a feat on a saturday at this time of night anyway i am a bit like Andy warhol i can express myself after a few beers, and when you said have i had a drink where you on about beer cus i am about to embark on a drink of that new pussy drink if she wakes up

Yeh, In your dreams, Stick to red bull, Wake up,

Try not to fall asleep at the computer like I did last night. Dribbling on the keyboard is never a good idea.