Lap Dogs holiday

Remember last time he went on holiday, Wheres the iron - In the cupboard next to the ironing board, Beep Beep Wheres the hair dryer - In the bathroom cupboard, Beep beep Wheres the Brandy you promised - I lied, Well he's a bit quiet this time, I dont want to txt him incase he bombards me with questions, I'm just a bit surprised, Dont kick a sleeping dog then

Mcqueen wrote:Remember last time he went on holiday, Wheres the iron - In the cupboard next to the ironing board, Beep Beep Wheres the hair dryer - In the bathroom cupboard, Beep beep Wheres the Brandy you promised - I lied, Well he's a bit quiet this time, I dont want to txt him incase he bombards me with questions, I'm just a bit surprised, Dont kick a sleeping dog then

He's probably got through a dozen diamond tipped drill bits trying to get into your safe!

Wants changing anyway, Batterys flat on that one,

The first thing I do when I go into a apartment after checking out the view is check where everything is. I check all the drawers and cupboards so I know where everything is.
I expect he will have a huge list for you when you arrive.

Mermaid wrote:The first thing I do when I go into a apartment after checking out the view is check where everything is. I check all the drawers and cupboards so I know where everything is.
I expect he will have a huge list for you when you arrive.

Blimey whats that, Presidential suite? Bed, check, bathroom, check. job done. 90% of the time you spend in it you will be unconscious anyway.

Perfectspecimen wrote:

Mermaid wrote:The first thing I do when I go into a apartment after checking out the view is check where everything is. I check all the drawers and cupboards so I know where everything is.
I expect he will have a huge list for you when you arrive.

Blimey whats that, Presidential suite? Bed, check, bathroom, check. job done. 90% of the time you spend in it you will be unconscious anyway.

That's me to a T Vince. Bathroom for getting spruced up, bed for zonking out in after the bevvies...

Mermaid wrote:The first thing I do when I go into a apartment after checking out the view is check where everything is. I check all the drawers and cupboards so I know where everything is.
I expect he will have a huge list for you when you arrive.

I'l tel him i dont work on holiday, Sort it out himself. Or do a report for when he gets back,

Janet will sort it out for you Reg, all complaints via the secretary please........

Perfectspecimen wrote:Janet will sort it out for you Reg, all complaints via the secretary please........

Janet never gets involved with fighting, I have to do it myself, She knows how to swerve grief, Lucky i dont get complaints innit,

You have to know when to get your head down out of the firing line. Anyway you and Cam have nearly caught up with TDs post count. You all have over 5000 each.

Perfectspecimen wrote:You have to know when to get your head down out of the firing line. Anyway you and Cam have nearly caught up with TDs post count. You all have over 5000 each.

Do we get a banana?

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Perfectspecimen wrote:

Blimey whats that, Presidential suite? Bed, check, bathroom, check. job done. 90% of the time you spend in it you will be unconscious anyway.

That's me to a T Vince. Bathroom for getting spruced up, bed for zonking out in after the bevvies...

I have to suss out how the shower works so he doesn't have a cold shower

Must have told the story of the showers at the campsite in EZE, What a view over looking cap ferat, Monaco Gran Pri weekend, Already upset the Germans once, I breezed in to the shower block, All the krauts was lined up waiting, when i spotted a shower that was empty, i dont need telling twice in i went, Turned it on and it was a just cold water shower, Blox i thought, Cant let king and country down, So i started singing the great escape and was splashing water over the top, While i squat in the corner, Anyway splashed a bit on my head, Washed my feet and nads, then burst out with my chest stuuck out and went back to the camper, Sat in the sun to thaw out, Bugger

I have to have a hot shower,A cold one is a no no

Once stayed in victoria court 1, When you turned the shower on it leapt out of the holder, And if it didnt smack you in the privates it landed on your toes, So i put an elastic band on it then when you turned it on it jumped up and got you straight in the mush, In the bedroom was a tv with the big arse on it, so you couldnt get past it, you had to climb over the bed to get out, The patio door didnt lock and there was no safe , How people put up with that i dont know,

Think Cam needs a cold shower, hes thinking about bananas.

We have had a shower like that.Some of the places we have stayed in before have had faults. I am not one for complaining but as I get older I like things to be right

Old lap dogs Quiet, Hope he didnt fall in the pool, its just outside the door, Normaly i get a running commentry of what he's up to, unless Jan was feeling left out and took his phone off him,

Looking for somewhere Cheap and nice hopefully for Tuesday week. I'm only used to spending a tenner in Yelas, and 15 in Sundowners. Good job Patsy cant make it.

Txt of Mary, 1,18-5 near the claddagh ?, Whats up with Red Arrow i said, Got more at the other one, ?, Strange you dont normaly get more than there, We better slap him when we get there,

Well Reg, I am at least three quarters pissed but I aint got a clue what you're on about, and you say you dont drink? Well.

Mcqueen wrote:Txt of Mary, 1,18-5 near the claddagh ?, Whats up with Red Arrow i said, Got more at the other one, ?, Strange you dont normaly get more than there, We better slap him when we get there,

I know which one it is Reg. Fingers crossed the rate will improve for us

What you mean is you can get €118.5 for your ill gotten pounds, I see.

Perfectspecimen wrote:What you mean is you can get €118.5 for your ill gotten pounds, I see.

Much better in the cold light of day Vince,

Obviously, dog walking time now. See you later.