Kevs,Top dogs holiday

Had A message from Mary, (Wheres the iron ?) It will be in the cupboard at the side of the ironing board, Ok found it , Silly boy, Its going to be a long fortnight

Underdog wrote:Had A message from Mary, (Wheres the iron ?) It will be in the cupboard at the side of the ironing board, Ok found it , Silly boy, Its going to be a long fortnight

the lying bugger he told me he was going for 15 days.

Oh so he is doing ironing and he has only just got here!! (yawn)

I text him back, Thats the cupboard that the door fell off and smashed the sink pedistal, Have they replaced it, He said "dont know not in the apartment anymore"
Strange lad,

Cruella de Vil wrote:Oh so he is doing ironing and he has only just got here!! (yawn)

give him a ring linda ask him to do yours.

Underdog wrote:I text him back, Thats the cupboard that the door fell off and smashed the sink pedistal, Have they replaced it, He said "dont know not in the apartment anymore"
Strange lad,

what .hes moved out already?must not have liked the curtains reg.

Needs an iron already ffs.

cunningham wrote: what .hes moved out already?must not have liked the curtains reg.

Wrong apartment, Kevs in the circle, not the stalls,

Mermaid wrote:Needs an iron already ffs.

My Janet hangs things up in the bathroom, Bit of steam, sorted no effort,

Kev is in the gold circle, curtains in the workers quarters, hoping to make some gold circle curtains soon

Pillock just txt me, Said the tupper wear hit him on the head 3 times , What the feck do i know about tupper wear, i had to ask Janet what it is, Once unlucky, Twice careless, three times is downright stupid, Whatever and wherever it is, move it to where it cant get you,
Whats he doing ?, Cooking, First ironing then knocking a meal up, Must remind him to clean the windows, There's men, Then there's tarts pretending to be men,

why is he texting all the time,He is on holiday for feck sake,Switch your phone off Reg lol

He misses me insulting him, I can see he's going to get on my nerves, Where's this, where's that,
God knows what Janet thinks,
What number do i put washing machine on,
Where' the milk in mercadona, nooo

Update on Mary, Raining early on, Fitness fanatic wants a key for side gate so he dosent have to walk to the front ? , Lazy arse, It will be his knee playing up, Be in a chair by the time he's my age, Dont suppose it matters, All apartments can be accessed by wheelchairs,

Mermaid wrote:why is he texting all the time,He is on holiday for feck sake,Switch your phone off Reg lol

yep tell the bloody nuisance to nob off.

Underdog wrote:Update on Mary, Raining early on, Fitness fanatic wants a key for side gate so he dosent have to walk to the front ? , Lazy arse, It will be his knee playing up, Be in a chair by the time he's my age, Dont suppose it matters, All apartments can be accessed by wheelchairs,

He's probably letting in high paying A list guests through the back to stop them being recognized.

Went to see this complex last month, just being nosey like, big Irish bar out the front, tells me all I needed to know. Thought it was posh Reg. We used to go to a bar watch caberet and stuff near there years ago, something beach bar it was called, next to Barca restaurant. We are choosy now.......

Community is spending lots of money upgrading things, Still a lot of building work being done privately, So no painting or tilling untill everybody has finished making a mess, TV now digital, So it dosent break up,Solar panels for free hot water, key pad entry, There doing a walkway from the pool end on to the beech walkway, Keypad entry, so that will be good, save going through the old reception,
Best bit is My letting agent is vice president, He has 10 apartments, Plus other peoples that he lets out, So he gets stuff done for us pronto, A few years time it should be a nice place to be, But not controlled like santiago 3,
Mary said he wasnt impressed with my small toilet with the taps on, Too much information,

Perfect for the dentures that is then.

Think he was talking other end, Do you ever wish you hadnt opened your mouth,
Txt me asking about laws on baby's in taxi's, I said put it in the boot and say nowt, My phone has been quiet ever since

Just hold it or put it on the shelf at the back, simples.

He flaps a bit,

Tell him to go on Titsa bus, no seat belts there, no probs.

MESSAGE, Mary just said 31dg, nice and clear, Oo thats hot.

It was overcast most of the day and drizzled a bit but then this afternoon it took off