The man in charge of the luggage at Terminal 5 at Heathrow has been sacked and awaiting trial at court with another 28,000 cases to be taken into account.
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Topdog-
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3rdforum-
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Thats brutal 
CaribeCelt-
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Is it headcases like yourself
You must be watching a DVD of some obscure comedian who come out with one liners.
You must be watching a DVD of some obscure comedian who come out with one liners.
3rdforum-
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That me to a "T"!!
Topdog-
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Location : England
One liners PFFT.
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy"s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da" sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!""I"ll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what"s the use of fookin" one?"
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg. Paddy says, "me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy"s two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da" sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!""I"ll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what"s the use of fookin" one?"
Perfectspecimen-
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Feck me, theres some dreaming going on here tonight. The lesbians were in the pub tonight.........Jeeeeeeeeeez
Perfectspecimen-
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Just dreaming then. But one of them is real fit.........
Topdog-
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ere they Lip reading
Perfectspecimen-
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They can do anything they like, long as I can watch..........
Topdog-
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I am a Lesbian.
Perfectspecimen-
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I know Mary.
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