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    Todays DIY,

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 12 May 2012 - 21:43

    Er excuse me, hoovering is for girls Reg.
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sat 12 May 2012 - 21:44

    Vince, listen up, this is Henrying.
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    Wales Male Posts : 3211
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    Post by cunningham Sat 12 May 2012 - 21:48

    not heard of that before,i have heard of rodgering.
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 12 May 2012 - 21:48

    I have one called Kirby but I dont use it as a rule.
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    England Male Posts : 30546
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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 12 May 2012 - 21:50

    Girls cant tidy up after mans work, Sawdust screws nails, Broken drill bits, House bricks, Old sinks and all that, Mans work it is, Got mates pork pie today, He wernt impressed, Offered to get it back out of henry and wash it but he wasnt having it,
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    Post by Topdog Sat 12 May 2012 - 21:53

    sure you got plenty of porky pies.
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 12 May 2012 - 21:59

    Man-size pork pies he wants, safer.
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Sun 13 May 2012 - 3:17

    Youze are allmtelling pokr pires
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 13 May 2012 - 9:36

    3rdforum wrote:Youze are allmtelling pokr pires
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    Haha! Love it! Todays DIY, - Page 2 3025408739 Todays DIY, - Page 2 3025408739
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 May 2012 - 10:34

    That is what I meant when I posted Reg has plenty Porkie pies...........strings us along that boy.
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 13 May 2012 - 16:46

    I bet he cleaned it up and hid it in the fridge. Makes a change from chic ken pie.
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 May 2012 - 16:58

    He ain't been on yet, probably vacuuming
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 13 May 2012 - 17:07

    Topdog wrote:He ain't been on yet, probably vacuuming

    Henrying innit...
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 13 May 2012 - 17:17

    Janets moved into the student house, cooking a nice roast chic ken I bet. Probably have to clean the oven first, or it will smell of curry and sweet and sour.
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 13 May 2012 - 18:00

    Sunday innit, Cornish nasty he had, Kept it in his van, Todays DIY, - Page 2 3275847336 He saw me looking Todays DIY, - Page 2 3025408739
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 13 May 2012 - 18:42

    Not local labour then, would have been a chapatti. Todays DIY, - Page 2 3025408739 Talking of which went to Asdas in Wisbech this morning, me and a few obese types there talking English. Vast majority Eastern Europeans. They have their own section now with special food, just by the vodka department.
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    Post by Topdog Sun 13 May 2012 - 20:58

    Busy department that Vodka one, for the shelf stackers.

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