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TD made the following statement on another thread, which got me thinking

Topdog wrote:Never turn private profits into public profits though. Halve the top 10% of bank earners wages, across the board, throughout the world and all banks would be sorted. Same with footballers, clubs debt sorted, cheaper tickets, more supporters, higher profits. Start Capping

We should start our own political party. If Kilroy Silk can do it the TFoF can!

We need a wealthy backer (McQueen), we need someone to write our manifesto and lay out our philosophy.

We need a catchy name - nothing 'Moderate' as we are all a bit to one side of left or one side of right.

Then we need jobs for the 'officials'. I think some are obvious but what do others think?

New sticky then.

Piss take and laughter party

Legitimate Lurkers Party

Howards Way

Feck off Bankers Party

I give up

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Does that mean Howard is Chief whip. Reg is obviously Chancellor or health minister.

Jimbo in charge of Housing and me obviously the Children's minister.

I'll take a temporary post as I have hurt my knee so will head up Ministry of Funny Walks. Once it is on the mend I will resign for something more lucrative (can claim lots of expenses)

Cru can be Foreign Minister (anyone any idea when she is back?)

Adam can be Minister of State (drunk or sober he is always in a state)
Mermaid for Secretary of State for the Home Department and Minister for Women and Equality
LR Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills

Of thought of Cru has Home Office

I dont like the sound of it

sounds good to me.i have allways been the whipping boy.

As the resident rebel here, I'd nationalise the Irish Times and sell beer and drinks to TFoF members at cost. That,s my pre election pledge. Only a matter of time before I'd take power with a promise like that

3rdforum wrote:As the resident rebel here, I'd nationalise the Irish Times and sell beer and drinks to TFoF members at cost. That,s my pre election pledge. Only a matter of time before I'd take power with a promise like that

Charge us Back Bencher

For the non-drinkers amongst us can we have chocolate at cost??

Gypsy wrote:For the non-drinkers amongst us can we have chocolate at cost??

My chocolate I bought yesterday comes from here...Sao Tome
(Well, the cocoa beans do anyway)

Gypsy wrote:TD made the following statement on another thread, which got me thinking

Topdog wrote:Never turn private profits into public profits though. Halve the top 10% of bank earners wages, across the board, throughout the world and all banks would be sorted. Same with footballers, clubs debt sorted, cheaper tickets, more supporters, higher profits. Start Capping

We should start our own political party. If Kilroy Silk can do it the TFoF can!

We need a wealthy backer (McQueen), we need someone to write our manifesto and lay out our philosophy.

We need a catchy name - nothing 'Moderate' as we are all a bit to one side of left or one side of right.

Then we need jobs for the 'officials'. I think some are obvious but what do others think?

i remember robert mum he was the m.p. for ormskirk the first bloke i ever voted for at 18.

Party of Mischievous Tossers or PMT for short

3rdforum wrote:Party of Mischievous Tossers or PMT for short

its good, but its not correct.