sometimes i go on holiday to tenerife and stay with aleksandr in his cave burrow at golf del sur. i still have to make boss tea but not work although sometimes when come back from sundowners at queasy mongoose bar i have to do other unmentionables but less said the better. 
i go in big bird called ryanair, aleksandr go in first class with window and trolly dolly, i go in case in hold. when we come back england i look after vodka and ciggies, he call them george galloways, he have much respect for them. once we got stopped at customs by person in pilot uniform, he say they not real pilot they just wear to look important. he say they have iq of mongoose. 
they report me to immigration but immigration officer foreigner! aleksandr say they best at job because they not want foreigner getting in to steal their job.
i go in big bird called ryanair, aleksandr go in first class with window and trolly dolly, i go in case in hold. when we come back england i look after vodka and ciggies, he call them george galloways, he have much respect for them. once we got stopped at customs by person in pilot uniform, he say they not real pilot they just wear to look important. he say they have iq of mongoose. they report me to immigration but immigration officer foreigner! aleksandr say they best at job because they not want foreigner getting in to steal their job.
I do better story's, Blady foreigner's
