Where's Reg?

C'mon Reg, time to get up!

wakey wakey Reg time to get up and do some work

Bet nobody has told him his username has changed. He is thinking he has been banned

Queenie wrote:Bet nobody has told him his username has changed. He is thinking he has been banned

Bloody hell, surely TD texted him?

Well, I need another holiday, First week taken up with my lovely grandaughter Lexie, I was waiting for Luke my son to txt me when they landed saturday night about 7.30, i hired a car to pick them up. nothing eh ?, Janet dosent know their coming, So im worried, 10pm door bell rings, I opened the door, Lexie stood there.Janets face was a picture, I tear into Luke where have you been ?, Er no network on my phone he says, so we sat on the wall 2 hours, i worry about that lad, anyway they arrived, so the first week was dash wizz everywhere, Grandad i want to go in the pool, So i spent most of the time blowing various things up, Dolphin, lilo, rings, arm bands, Jeez good job i dont smoke, It was a great time though, Janet was well happy, That Jungle park is a sad place, Big cats pacing up and down looking very bored, Not a good place me thinks, Lexie wasnt too impressed either, Second week, was taken up doing bits in the apartments, banks, paying rates, bollocking Roberto, meetings etc, But we had one day free, so went to la calleta, Bit like whitby but no seagulls, well no people really, Had lunch right on the front, i think we saw maybe 20 people, Like going back in time, Later on back on our terrace, i said to janet, if this place was in whitby, what would be different, She said it would be cold, i said yes, but everything would be covered in seagull shite, oo your right, Why is that ?, strange or what, if i was a seagull, i would live in tenerife, Anyway, I'm back here,
Went in the claddagh one night, Gerry actuly spoke to us, well he had to, only us 2 in the place, I said i speak to Cam and Tricia on the forum, He said say hello, Ebu has his own spot now, Bob marley stuff, He is a better bongo player then singer,
More later when it comes to me,
Need some lunch now

undercoat wrote:Well, I need another holiday, First week taken up with my lovely grandaughter Lexie, I was waiting for Luke my son to txt me when they landed saturday night about 7.30, i hired a car to pick them up. nothing eh ?, Janet dosent know their coming, So im worried, 10pm door bell rings, I opened the door, Lexie stood there.Janets face was a picture, I tear into Luke where have you been ?, Er no network on my phone he says, so we sat on the wall 2 hours, i worry about that lad, anyway they arrived, so the first week was dash wizz everywhere, Grandad i want to go in the pool, So i spent most of the time blowing various things up, Dolphin, lilo, rings, arm bands, Jeez good job i dont smoke, It was a great time though, Janet was well happy, That Jungle park is a sad place, Big cats pacing up and down looking very bored, Not a good place me thinks, Lexie wasnt too impressed either, Second week, was taken up doing bits in the apartments, banks, paying rates, bollocking Roberto, meetings etc, But we had one day free, so went to la calleta, Bit like whitby but no seagulls, well no people really, Had lunch right on the front, i think we saw maybe 20 people, Like going back in time, Later on back on our terrace, i said to janet, if this place was in whitby, what would be different, She said it would be cold, i said yes, but everything would be covered in seagull shite, oo your right, Why is that ?, strange or what, if i was a seagull, i would live in tenerife, Anyway, I'm back here,
Went in the claddagh one night, Gerry actuly spoke to us, well he had to, only us 2 in the place, I said i speak to Cam and Tricia on the forum, He said say hello, Ebu has his own spot now, Bob marley stuff, He is a better bongo player then singer,
More later when it comes to me,
Need some lunch now

Sounds like you were rushed off your feet Reg! Glad to have you back mate. That was a quick 2 weeks pal.
How do you like your new rank of "Designer"? I've changed them all as I thought they were a wee bit messy and I've given Kev a special one of "Founder".

If you click on the "Calendar" button Reg, you'll see what day your music request will be playing.

Thanks Cam,
Yes it was a busy 2 weeks, Lexie just came in my office with lunch on a tray, First time ive seen her since getting home, She has a nice tan, and webbed feet,
She is one nice girl, so it was all worth it, I could eat her, Err designer mmm,
Wait until i speak to the founder, undercote ? cheeky bleeder,
Claddagh had a web cam once, is that kaput ?,
Your doing a great job here, i told gerry that,
Its all looking good,
Thank you

undercoat wrote:Thanks Cam,
Yes it was a busy 2 weeks, Lexie just came in my office with lunch on a tray, First time ive seen her since getting home, She has a nice tan, and webbed feet,
She is one nice girl, so it was all worth it, I could eat her, Err designer mmm,
Wait until i speak to the founder, undercote ? cheeky bleeder,
Claddagh had a web cam once, is that kaput ?,
Your doing a great job here, i told gerry that,
Its all looking good,
Thank you

Here's The Claddagh website. Visitors can upload their photos to it.
I don't think Gerry bothers with the webcam nowadays.
You working today?

Hi Undercarriage, you missed me sweetie.
Funny how Arthur Bleeding Daley always called his caravan in the yard "an office"
Welcome back mate, good job no seagulls, coz they ain't fussy you know.

Gerry has new second hand furniture, Dont know if you have seen it, No room for dancing anymore, not that i do. except to impress Janet, when nobody is looking, social suicide for a man of any age over 30 me thinks. No work as such, just paper work, organising next week, bills bills bills, Traders policy £1.046,oo
I can only drive one car at once, worlds gone mad, broker said it all the ethnics claiming this that and the other, I mustnt get wound up, so i will cover it in my costs, which is just fueling the fire, Mad Mad, I remember the fan in gerry's place, you got the feeling it was going to fall any moment, i wanted to get a buffet, and ballance it with some coins and blue tack, but it looks like its been replaced, He had a barmaid called christine too, things are looking up,

Hi Reggie, nice to see you back. You fitting in well with your neighbours now with your tan?

Topdog wrote:Hi Undercarriage, you missed me sweetie.
Funny how Arthur Bleeding Daley always called his caravan in the yard "an office"
Welcome back mate, good job no seagulls, coz they ain't fussy you know.

Wondered when you would surface, My office is the spare room at home, I moved in here when luke left home, just so he couldnt move back in, You have made a lot of work for me, every time i try to log in, i have to change from dog to coat, change it back please, or i will give you the wrong key to apartment, so you will then be homeless, also i would like to be co founder, even though i didnt do bugger all, it just sounds grander than designer, Once you have completed these tasks, i will call off the contract i have on you, £30 is a good sum to lose,

Perfectspecimen wrote:Hi Reggie, nice to see you back. You fitting in well with your neighbours now with your tan?

Vince,
I have spent quite a substantial amount of money keeping people with suntans out of where i live, It is worth every penny, also good for house prices, I use a local taxi firm that tends to have pale looking drivers, but last night they screwed up, so i had to use one from the airport, needless to say, he had been on a long holiday,
But rather than let the good people down, i asked to call at the all night garage so i could buy some milk, When Janet was making a cup of tea she said this milks half empty, I know i said, Unfortunatly most of it leaked down the back seat of that taxi, Now as most of you know, them sort of taxi's smell anyway, or is it the drivers, so in a couple of days, things should improve in that one,
In a way its good to be back doing my bit for England

Nice one mate!

Right Reg! You are Underdog once more and your participation in the setting up of this forum with Kev has been recognised by making you "Co-founder" as your rank. (Well "Founder", couldn't find a "Co").

Gee thanks Cam, That will give him something to moan about,
I must say though, Its great to see all the old gang back together,
I was just telling Janet about how well its doing, How kev has got his act together because he is at home doing nothing most of the time, How your Mrs is doing a fine job, also how you have formed it to what it is becoming, Janet asked what i do, i thought for a bit and said, "i'm in charge of the shite, she just looked knowingly, So thats all right then, Onward boys and girls,
Ps, how dare the others talk and treat us like that,

welcome back Reg,you were missed. You should be co founder by now,and so you should be.

Underdog wrote:
Vince,
I have spent quite a substantial amount of money keeping people with suntans out of where i live, It is worth every penny, also good for house prices, I use a local taxi firm that tends to have pale looking drivers, but last night they screwed up, so i had to use one from the airport, needless to say, he had been on a long holiday,
But rather than let the good people down, i asked to call at the all night garage so i could buy some milk, When Janet was making a cup of tea she said this milks half empty, I know i said, Unfortunatly most of it leaked down the back seat of that taxi, Now as most of you know, them sort of taxi's smell anyway, or is it the drivers, so in a couple of days, things should improve in that one,
In a way its good to be back doing my bit for England

No good crying over spilt milk eh.

Underdog wrote:Gee thanks Cam, That will give him something to moan about,
I must say though, Its great to see all the old gang back together,
I was just telling Janet about how well its doing, How kev has got his act together because he is at home doing nothing most of the time, How your Mrs is doing a fine job, also how you have formed it to what it is becoming, Janet asked what i do, i thought for a bit and said, "i'm in charge of the shite, she just looked knowingly, So thats all right then, Onward boys and girls,
Ps, how dare the others talk and treat us like that,

Blox, something to moan about, I felt sorry for you. You should be FLOUNDER. At home doing nowt, done 18 days out of 20 at work used to doing 18 days out of 20 weeks.
Good to have you back bud, got someone to be rude to now. :hang:

Rude !!, I havent been rude for at least 4 days, i was in a shite shop last week, you know them ones tourists go in, they sell - well shite really, But Janet has this overwhelming urge to take some back to the UK, female innit, anyway i spotted a hand made tile with a donkey on it, So i thought great for the terrace, So i points it out to the young spannish bird, so she wraps it up and puts it on the counter, well Janets still picking crap up for the kids and work mates, this young bird keeps holding up the tile, and i keep saying hold on until the mrs has done spending my hard earned. No she keeps going on about the bloody tile, I could feel my UK anger rising, Then she unwraps the tile and puts it back from wence it came, Janet turns up with the trolley stacked with crap, and says whats up with you, I was turning blue.
This guy walks in that turns out to be the boss, So then i started in my best spanglish,
Dont you want me to pay for this, or would you rather i walked out, i pointed to the tile that was back on the wall, Janet said i thought you was buying that, I was but this silly cow put it back because i wouldnt pay for it, untill you had done, then the boss set about her, her serving skills improved, the customer was right, I got my tile, janet got a ton of crap,

Underdog wrote:Rude !!, I havent been rude for at least 4 days, i was in a shite shop last week, you know them ones tourists go in, they sell - well shite really, But Janet has this overwhelming urge to take some back to the UK, female innit, anyway i spotted a hand made tile with a donkey on it, So i thought great for the terrace, So i points it out to the young spannish bird, so she wraps it up and puts it on the counter, well Janets still picking crap up for the kids and work mates, this young bird keeps holding up the tile, and i keep saying hold on until the mrs has done spending my hard earned. No she keeps going on about the bloody tile, I could feel my UK anger rising, Then she unwraps the tile and puts it back from wence it came, Janet turns up with the trolley stacked with crap, and says whats up with you, I was turning blue.
This guy walks in that turns out to be the boss, So then i started in my best spanglish,
Dont you want me to pay for this, or would you rather i walked out, i pointed to the tile that was back on the wall, Janet said i thought you was buying that, I was but this silly cow put it back because i wouldnt pay for it, untill you had done, then the boss set about her, her serving skills improved, the customer was right, I got my tile, janet got a ton of crap,

Nice story Reg, I liked that...you could be an author if you turned your mind to it. I'd buy your autobiography. :study:

so have you hung the tile up then?

Autobiography, Ha Ha, My grasp of the english language and all the bits and pieces i dont understand, punctuation, grammar,etc let me down, me personaly i dont think its important, as long as you get the jist, Bit like Txt speak, everybody uses it, and you understand it, its a sign of the times, Faster, quicker, get busy, cut corners, save time, But to people like prick head off the other side, it was all important, I dont think so, but i'm an uneducated oaf to him, So ?
To me he was all thats wrong in education, i wouldnt have a cat in hells chance with him as a teacher, i left school down trodden, down beat and down and out, a complete waste of space, Who failed ?. not me but them, they didnt do their job, Well payed well respected people. Not in my book, it saddens me to think about how many kids are kicked out, without a chance, Then when it kicks off, they wonder why the kids come out throwing stones at the police, Sometimes i feel like joining in, Have you watched school of rock, Stick it to the man, thats it, Stick it to the man, That blair wants hanging, just like he did to saddam, and just like they want to hang or kill gadaffi duck, after taking photos of cheesing up to him, and letting the guy that bombed pan am 103 ?, what a bunch of bastards running this corrupt failed country, Wow i went into one then, Sorry but i get wound up with educated people like my teachers, who fail the kids,

Mermaid wrote:so have you hung the tile up then?

Yep, Tiles hung up, and so is janets of a little fishing boat on the beach, I nipped down to the bins and found some wire, like what they hang plates up, it had a hook glued on the back, but i didnt trust it, so belt and braces,
I dont know if kev told you, but one night, well early morning, a cupboard door fell off in the bathroom, i mean this door is big, i had a corner boxed in in the bathroom, and a door put on, shelves and all that, Joiner made a decent job, but the hinges wasnt strong enough, so it fell off, shot off the washing machine, and cut through the sink pedistel smashing it to pieces, i thought somebody was breaking in, and kicking the patio door in, what a racket, Janet looked outside through the curtains, while i hid behind her, nothing, well we are 3 storie's up, then i thought il nip to the bathroom while i'm up, thats when i saw it, So joiner got an earfull next day, he speaks as much english as i do spannish, but we always have a laugh about it, which helps, you dont want to visit misrable people do you, so he came back with 437 hinges, so it wont fall off again,
I;m going on a bit again, Yes T the plates up on the wall,