Where's Reg?

Underdog wrote:
Yep, Tiles hung up, and so is janets of a little fishing boat on the beach, I nipped down to the bins and found some wire, like what they hang plates up, it had a hook glued on the back, but i didnt trust it, so belt and braces,
I dont know if kev told you, but one night, well early morning, a cupboard door fell off in the bathroom, i mean this door is big, i had a corner boxed in in the bathroom, and a door put on, shelves and all that, Joiner made a decent job, but the hinges wasnt strong enough, so it fell off, shot off the washing machine, and cut through the sink pedistel smashing it to pieces, i thought somebody was breaking in, and kicking the patio door in, what a racket, Janet looked outside through the curtains, while i hid behind her, nothing, well we are 3 storie's up, then i thought il nip to the bathroom while i'm up, thats when i saw it, So joiner got an earfull next day, he speaks as much english as i do spannish, but we always have a laugh about it, which helps, you dont want to visit misrable people do you, so he came back with 437 hinges, so it wont fall off again,
I;m going on a bit again, Yes T the plates up on the wall,

Underdog wrote:I told somebody about the door ?Wonder who it was, It was really loud, well it had to be to wake janet up, At home i'm tooled up for invasions and burglars, but that took me by supprise, I thought after that could have been nasty, no amo, Its all very well having a safe, but if they batter you or the mrs, your going to open it anyway, What a way to think, sad innit,