Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

Have a great holiday BS and don´t forget the camera you know how nosey we are.

Morning all, have a great day, Reg is on the Island bound to bell me, no brown package in the car though.

morning all. Still not well with the cold but  still  We are off tomorrow on hols for 3 days.

Morning all.

Mermaid wrote:morning all. Still not well with the cold but  still  We are off tomorrow on hols for 3 days.

 Interesting, its not a bank holiday on Monday in Scotland you know.

Morning workers.

Morning all, last week of school holidays, bank holiday for England. Have a nice day. Jack had an ear test yesterday and is all good.

After listening to you for ten minutes he is gonna wish he was deaf.  

Good morning, August bank holiday and its bright and sunny and warm, I suggest you stay at home then...                  

........every feckers gonna be out and about.

Good morning. Back to work for some. If you cant get on the site thats a good excuse to do MORE work rather than wasting your time here reading drivel from me. Might just be quiet cos its bloody quiet though. Sorry to go   but the appropriate place is locked.

Evening all, went to Eden Camp in Malton for bank holiday Monday, then on to Whitby. Fecker's wanted £6.40 just to go and take a photo of that big abbey that Dracula went to...zoom lens innit. 

Should have got your bat to go in  

Topdog wrote:Should have got your bat to go in  

 

Morning all, cloudy, nice.  

Puerto de la Cruz weather.

.........for the second time, gemlins?

So the forum meet up is just for admin?

No Vince didn´t know you were on the island. You are more than welcome, you know that,  I haven´t booked the venue yet doing it tonight so do I add one or two more people??

Vince is not here, just jealous, bollocks to him 

Perfectspecimen wrote:So the forum meet up is just for admin?

Looks like it, another one of those closed shop threads...

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any numpty is welcome 

But the numpties can't reply to the thread, just get the above message...

Imagine how slow this lot would be if they were pissed AM ......

Morning all, met Reg at lazy daze last night, I had a fabulous mixed grill and Reg a big Fillet steak. Off to Granadilla now next round of paperwork for the old timer. Have a nice day.

Morning all

Seems I'm the only one in a good mood today at work 

No I'm not on the Island Gypsy so I wont be able to take the piss out of this lot on Saturday. Albert has to eat at 6 and Reg has to eat at 8. Jeez, be like Mad Hatters tea party. Let them eat cake, oh no, wrong lot. Off with their heads then. Good morning then.
On a slightly different note to stop getting bored on the plane I usually count the Gingers, or if flying from Luton for example the non Brits, I can tell an Eastern European now at 10 paces. Next time you're on the plane to Tenerife count the OAPs. Mind you I dont mind sitting next to them as they usually have a plentiful supply of sweeties.  
Anyway, no point in going at the moment, wall to wall sunshine here it is. Not even a hosepipe ban in the offing. Got those pale green butterflies buzzing round my garden that Searcher was on about too. Employments up as well. Actually now would be a good time to abolish unemployment/disabled benefit as all those who want to work will go and get a bloody job, they will be happy and I will be happy not having to watch them wheel pushchairs through town all day. All those who would rather die than work can be offered assisted suicide.
Saw two black women walking in my Village yesterday, strange I thought, surely they've not moved in? Nah, Jehovers Witness canvassing :Not me Guv:  , they obviously didnt knock very hard at my door, shame, but left a leaflet.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Imagine how slow this lot would be if they were pissed AM ......

Well be it on them when I don't show and they have to pay my cover charge...
Did try to tell them...

Morning all. Back home again and Mermaid is away to look after Macie while her mum is at work.