Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

Cooked a kilo of chicken, 1kg mince, 1kg chicken livers and 500gms pasta and then started to bag up for my girls hols. 1 weeks worth done and I need about a months worth, so the freezer is gonna be full.

Helloooooooooooooooooooo everyone just thought I should pop on and say hellooooooooooo as its been a while.

Hope everyone is fine and dandy 

Gypsy wrote:Cooked a kilo of chicken, 1kg mince, 1kg chicken livers and 500gms pasta and then started to bag up for my girls hols. 1 weeks worth done and I need about a months worth, so the freezer is gonna be full.

Blimey, they eat better than me. My dog just gets Wagg. 12kg bag lasts him for months. Dont think he likes it much cos he never gobbles it all up at once. 

Hellooo again Daryn................your dogs are spoiled Gypsy and too right. Imagine Vince's dog when he goes out, feck him giving me Wagg.........I will go and piss on his pillow.

Heyup Daryn, nice to see you...to see you, nice.  

The Lone Ranger wrote:Heyup Daryn, nice to see you...to see you, nice.  

Good game Good game  

Eveningall

Topdog wrote:Hellooo again Daryn................your dogs are spoiled Gypsy and too right. Imagine Vince's dog when he goes out, feck him giving me Wagg.........I will go and piss on his pillow.

My dogs not allowed anywhere near my fecking bedroom thank you. Patsys only allowed in to keep me warm and bring me cups of tea. Shes a messy bitch too, 55 and still cant put the top on the bloody toothpaste. I blame the parents.......Irish. 

not going to bite......not going to bite.........not going to bite

Fecked!

It's not. Click on "Watch on youtube"...

Oooo, didnt try that bit. Hey the comments under are good. 

3rdforum wrote:not going to bite......not going to bite.........not going to bite

Fecking bog people innit    

Sticks and stones, sticks and stones..

3rdforum wrote:Sticks and stones, sticks and stones..

Ignore them Dermo. They're all Celtic wannabees anyway...  

As if! 

Perfectspecimen wrote:As if! 

He's in the news today, cut the wrong kents head off, said Allah will forgive him  
Bit like Catholics in the confession box, Forgive me fater for i have sinned,
What have you done my son, "Well father its like this, You know Willie Brogan well i have been shagging his wife and he found out, "Oh dear my son what happened, well i cut his head off father, Never mind my son, say 3 hail Marys and put a pound in the collection, "A pound father  , Oh ok my son make it 50p and behave yourself in future, Oh and by the way, where is mrs Brogan living now ?,
Fecking Religion, what a crock of shite  

 

Forgive me Father I have sinned, "what did you do my son, whatever it is, 3 hail Mary's and drinking some holy water will cure it"
"Father, I pissed in the holy water last week"

Holy water is what they dip the babys head in. The blood of Christ is the wine. (I  think)   Here endeth todays lesson.

morningall

morning everyone

Morning members.

Afternoon, been busy. Bread is the body of Christ, no one really knows if he was brown or white.