Good Morning and Welcome to TFoF members and guests.

Depends how long he has been strung out in the sun probably. Hello, good evening and welcome. Christians are welcome too.

Christians = 1 word = Smug, Nock the S off  

Why are they smug, do they think they know all about it? Watching QI a while ago and apparently most of the story's never made it into the 'bible'. Stephen Fry told one of the missing storys, interestingly it was about Dragons   Blimey, must have been true.

Smug because their version is correct, I see them giving the JW's a hard time on the door step too,
To me they are just as spooky as the JW's, and any other religion, complete blox, all of it,

Morning members... 

morningall

Morning friends of the earth, hope one and all have a good day. Just off to church, see if any lead around or a collection box I can nick and give to a deserving cause.

When I was at the dentists yesterday lying on the chair thingy with the big light in my face, dentist says, "I don't want to worry you but have you been to the doctors lately? You have a lot of dark coloured skin round the eyes which seems to be darker since I last saw you." Don't want to worry me! I'm feckin' terrified now!

Just take your sun glasses off  , Go to the quaks Cam, dont fanny about,
Its free up your way i hear, Happened to me at the opticians that, Glad i went,
Cant see feck all but glad i went  

Heyup Cam, I do like the smiley. Do you get free dentists in Scotland as well? Its OK, not thinking of moving up there. Too damned cold and midges in the pretty bits. 

I went to the Hospital a while back for an optic up the eye of me winkle, the gay boy doing it said, "don't wish to worry you sir but do you know you have a big red ring around your old boy" I said, "yeah its lipstick, just so you know".

Perfectspecimen wrote:Heyup Cam, I do like the smiley. Do you get free dentists in Scotland as well? Its OK, not thinking of moving up there. Too damned cold and midges in the pretty bits. 

Nah, I'm private Vince. Pay £30/month to keep the old gnashers in working order...

Morning membranes, K9 open day today, busy then, have a good dy all

Morning members,  

good morning

Morning members... 

Topdog wrote:I went to the Hospital a while back for an optic up the eye of me winkle, the gay boy doing it said, "don't wish to worry you sir but do you know you have a big red ring around your old boy" I said, "yeah its lipstick, just so you know".

Yeah, we know you like the odd ladyboy. Good afternoon, no wind today, better.

God it was windy up at the K9 do, thought we would all get blown away.  Little Max came to see us and his brother was adopted by a nice family this afternoon so another good day.

I had a mcdonalds today. Plenty of wind after that.

Top info  

Yep good to see Max's brother get a nice home. Raised a bit with homemade dog biscuits and donated it. Vince on lady boys, would say don't knock it till you tried it, but as beggars can't be choosers, you probably have. Oh and wind, you'll be safe in a boat today then

Morning all, hope all and sundry are tip top, onwards and upwards.

morning

Morning all, great night in Durham Lumiere very impressive but crowning glory was the Cathedral.

As you all know I don't do religion but to see the Lindisfarne Gospels on cathedral and the soundtrack it made hair on your back tingle truly awesome.

Off to finish Xmas shopping then some lunch.

morningall