England v Poland

Shame I cant watch this in the pub cos the bitch banned me. Never mind, her loss.
Shame also that the PC brigade are having a go at Adrian Chiles.  
All he did was tell the truth, Wembley will be full of Polish. In fact the FA have released many more tickets for 'away' fans. Probably a few bus loads going down from my neck of the woods too. Wonder if I should dare to visit a pub in Wisbech tomorrow evening? Perhaps not eh. :Not me Guv:

Polish fans have 100 full aircraft flying to Wembley, but are only half full on the 5 going back

What they full of, fags?

They would be going to Brighton if they were.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Shame I cant watch this in the pub cos the bitch banned me. Never mind, her loss.
Shame also that the PC brigade are having a go at Adrian Chiles.  
All he did was tell the truth, Wembley will be full of Polish. In fact the FA have released many more tickets for 'away' fans. Probably a few bus loads going down from my neck of the woods too. Wonder if I should dare to visit a pub in Wisbech tomorrow evening? Perhaps not eh. :Not me Guv:

No one got a sence of humour these days, all so PC, and the Poles obviously don't make jokes about anything...

What do you call a Polish person holding their washing, a clothes pole...

Polish nails. Pole tqcks

"Is that a pole vaulter?" "Yes, how did you know my name is Walter?"  Dear, dear, that's terrible... 

Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used for tonights game...

No matter where you sat you were behind a pole...

think i might watch this game instead of the Irish one. might have some hope of seeing a bit of football played.

Me too...Scottish game is a non-event anyway... 

Well that makes three Polish supporters...

Adam Mint wrote:Well that makes three Polish supporters...

zwycięstwo... 

Cam is up the pole 

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Adam Mint wrote:Well that makes three Polish supporters...

zwycięstwo... 

When we were up in Scotland recently we went to a pub that had live music advertised, it was the same night as the Chelsea v ? (Cant remember) European qualifing game, the one that went to extra time/penalties. The guy was due to start singing after the match, but as it went to extra time it was obvious as many of the crowd were interested in the game as him singing, so he said he would start singing but leave the big screen on with the sound down in a bid to try and please all. Every time Chelsea's opponents were on the attack and the crowd reacted he, the singer, would stop playing and watch, then catch up where he had left the tune...
She, an English non football follower, turns to me and said, "Why you all supporting the foreign team and not Chelsea",,, you could have heard a pin drop as silence befell the table...

Jealousy, not a nice thing........

...this is a great match!  Exciting innit?

Five Polish players shit themselves when the guy from immigration ran on in the second half

Phew, I can stop the nail-biting now. 

I'm on the edge of my seat      

Well done to all the 'British Isles' teams tonight. None of them actually lost. Unless the Faroes count as British Isles of course. Scottish peeps would know..........

England v Poland best match of the night. Baines was terrific. Ashley Cole will be doing well to get his place back.

And that Townsend on the right wing can sprint eh? I was just slagging off Wayne Rooney to my son (Man U supporter) and he pops up and scores.   

I know heaps about football.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Well done to all the 'British Isles' teams tonight. None of them actually lost. Unless the Faroes count as British Isles of course. Scottish peeps would know..........

Danish...

Posted this before, was up in a Scotland good few years back, Scotland were playing the Faroe Islands to get in to the Euro 2004 finals, the Faroe Island team had wait for a couple of fishing  boats to come in to make up a full team as they were part timers, think Scotland were down about 2 - 0 at half time... Half time pundits are on the TV spouting their opinions, at the bottom of the screen there's a tickitape thing scrolling by giving views that the public had text in, comments such as, change formation, sack Beti Vogts etc, no one in the pubs paying any attention, then this text comes up, "Never mind Euro 2004, any chance of getting a team together for Mars 2040", whole pub applauded...

That's the difference, we accept our abilities, some don't...

Don't blow your trumpet if you ain't got enough wind to finish the tune...

Anyway...

:cry2:

Well I will be looking forward to it anyway, just need to find a new pub that accepts old skool behaviour now.

Definition of old school, rude, cantankerous, boisterous and grumpy