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    Advice from a woman.

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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
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    Post by Gypsy Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 21:25

    Touch it gently.
    Put two fingers inside.
    If it's wide use three fingers.
    Make sure it's wet and rub up and down.


    Yep that's how you wash a cup.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 21:34

    Advice from a woman. 2419626307 Advice from a woman. 3025408739 Advice from a woman. 3025408739 
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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 21:39

    Blimey i got a stiring in my trouser region for a moment, Then the moment went Advice from a woman. 755705644 
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    Post by Mermaid Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 21:46

    Bet we get some comments on this Advice from a woman. 2485877773
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    Post by Topdog Sun 27 Oct 2013 - 22:03

    Advice from a woman. 3025408739 Advice from a woman. 3025408739 And when the cup is clean and dry, use something that goes in dry, comes out wet and satisfies two. A teabag.
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    Post by Blyth Spirit Mon 28 Oct 2013 - 6:53

    Errr

    Using fingers without any form of latex protection !!!

    Should always use rubber


     Gloves when doing the dishes
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 28 Oct 2013 - 13:24

    Never lay one on the floor, the dog will lick it out.
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    Post by searcher Mon 28 Oct 2013 - 14:07

    Gypsy wrote:
    If it's wide use three fingers.




    Then run for your life
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    Post by Gypsy Mon 28 Oct 2013 - 15:16

    Or use one of these

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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 28 Oct 2013 - 15:20

    Ah, so you've been on that porn site to...
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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 28 Oct 2013 - 15:34

    Advice from a woman. 2485877773  For the cup Adam
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    Post by Gypsy Mon 28 Oct 2013 - 16:27

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