David Beckham

Got this in an e-mail from Reg...  

David Beckham gets into a taxi
and he sees the driver looking
at him in the rear view mirror.

After about 5 minutes the driver says
"OK give me a clue"
Beckham says "I had a glittering career
at Manchester United, played in America
and got over a 100 caps for England, is that enough ?"

Driver replies "No you thick twat, where do you want to go ?"

  

 

   David Beckham goes in a library and says aloud, "cheese burger and chips please", Librarian says, " shush David this is a library". David whispers, "sorry, cheese burger and chips please"

Ah the old ones are...............still shite

  

David Beckham went into a pet shop and ask for a kilo of bird seed. Shop owner ask, how many birds you got David. Beckham replies, none yet, I am going to grow some.

  All that dosh and you cant change peoples views that he is thick,   

Posh and Becks were seen outside their house trying to force the lock their car with a coathanger. David says, you better hurry Vicki, its starting to rain and you left the top down.