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    England Male Posts : 30546
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 70
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 7:51

    Now i have Vinces attention, How come when a load of timber is washed up on the beach its a free for all, Remember a few years back  Free cigarettes 3275847336 .
    Now a container full of cigarettes has washed up on a Devon beach they put a guard on it,
    Would it be anything to do with the lost duty  Free cigarettes 878948377 
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21262
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 7:57

    It is all property of the crown and Margret would still have been alive, fags were hers, can't see them having any use for wood, if Jesus was a prince, different story.
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 8:55

    Good job I popped in. I shall do a sneaky approach via rubber dinghy at night.  Free cigarettes 3025408739  That will fool the guard. And I will leave Kev talking to him, proper confused he'll be.
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21262
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 9:02

    Sing on the way in Mince, when they are down rolling round on the beach, strike.
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 9:25

    Container load might be a problem, every kents stopped smoking now, they're gonna live forever. (Oasis song). Cigarettes have gone out of fashion, alcohols next..........
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 9:28

    Drugs innit
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 70
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 9:36

    Not worth dying for, and nowt worth living for for some so theres the problem. Right shopping now, work this afternoon when the rain goes away.  Hi
    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Age : 59

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    Post by Adam Mint Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 10:30

    Your gonna need a big rubber dingy...

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    Spain Female Posts : 12655
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 25 Feb 2014 - 11:52

    Thanks for that Adam I had visions of a few soggy packets of fags.

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