And God Created Woman

Reading the sexist comments from some of our members, we know God created Adam first, that way he knew he could rectify his mistakes when it came to making the 'real thing'.

God created woman next,
The start of man’s downfall.
She stopped his beer, his cigarettes
And Saturday football.

She gave him little jobs to do,
To pass his time of day.
She took control of everything,
Including his week’s pay.

Soon babies joined the family –
Two lovely little boys.
Adam was kept busy,
Making cribs, high chairs and toys.

He took his turn with night-feeds
And he changed the nappies too.
He quickly learned to vacuum round
And to make a perfect brew.

One day God called to see them both:
“Well, are we happy now?”
He noted Adam’s ageing face
And the creases on his brow.

“You have just what you prayed for –
A wife, the kids and home” -
But as God left he thought he heard
A most distressing groan.

I just cannot imagine praying for a wife and children, Its something that sneaks up on you at an early age, Just before you engage brain before pecker,

God invented woman to wash Adams clothes.

Underdog wrote:I just cannot imagine praying for a wife and children, Its something that sneaks up on you at an early age, Just before you engage brain before pecker,

dont these females on here post some crap reg.

Yes they do, And its all Supposed to have there own place, but they never use it,
Rather interfear in a mans world,
Janet once said , "you never talk to me" I said "why do you think we lasted this long" Honestly what do they want blood, I let her live with me, And i let her in my apartment, Then she wants a conversation, Fat chance

Underdog wrote:Yes they do, And its all Supposed to have there own place, but they never use it,
Rather interfear in a mans world,
Janet once said , "you never talk to me" I said "why do you think we lasted this long" Honestly what do they want blood, I let her live with me, And i let her in my apartment, Then she wants a conversation, Fat chance

if you do talk to them do they listen? do they blox. mum will be along soon.

Apologies for my post on an earlier thread Gypsy.... Couldn't resist..... And there was this young...ish bird in the pub tonight, butt to die for, sitting on a stool right in my line of sight, kept sort of pressing it out........Jeez, trouble was she bats for the other side. With the girlfriend she was. I was jealous........

boys,

Gypsy wrote:Reading the sexist comments from some of our members, we know God created Adam first, that way he knew he could rectify his mistakes when it came to making the 'real thing'.

God created woman next,
The start of man’s downfall.
She stopped his beer, his cigarettes
And Saturday football.

She gave him little jobs to do,
To pass his time of day.
She took control of everything,
Including his week’s pay.

Soon babies joined the family –
Two lovely little boys.
Adam was kept busy,
Making cribs, high chairs and toys.

He took his turn with night-feeds
And he changed the nappies too.
He quickly learned to vacuum round
And to make a perfect brew.

One day God called to see them both:
“Well, are we happy now?”
He noted Adam’s ageing face
And the creases on his brow.

“You have just what you prayed for –
A wife, the kids and home” -
But as God left he thought he heard
A most distressing groan.

GYPSY,Class girl,just class

thank you

kgbkaz wrote:GYPSY, Class girl, just class

hi kaz i think its only fair you know.gypsy was a man when this forum started. well we dont have any secrets on here, well some dont.

Blimey, has she had the pecker off yet then?

Perfectspecimen wrote:Blimey, has she had the pecker off yet then?

dont know. but she still got the balls.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Blimey, has she had the pecker off yet then?

Mary's got it,

When she pisses she will get dribbles down her sack......

Perfectspecimen wrote:When she pisses she will get dribbles down her sack......

there are afew for the sack when mum reads this .

Catch anything today H?

UnderDog started out as Donkey, how do you do that operation, have you ASS removed.

We gunna get in trubble

Underdog wrote: We gunna get in trubble

Can i get in trouble with you? OMG,kgbkaz trying to flirt!!

Blimey it does work Reg, you keep telling women you are a babe magnet and eventually you get a bite

I just be myself I'm a fun sort of guy The lady's like to laugh, It makes you feel good, Nothing worse than some misrable person for bringing you down, 10 minutes and i will be in morrisons cafe laughing and joking with the girls. 2 fancy me i can tell, You know the extra slice of toast, table wiped every 2 minutes, just so the can rub against me, Well somebody has to do it, X
Later

Is that the WRVS cafe Reg, ha ha.

Read the story, Morrisons innit, Coffee machine was broke again, Manager stood there gawping at it, I said " are you lot that skint you cant get a decent machine" Sorry sir wont be long, Same last week, i think i will write to Ken and tell him that branch is letting the side down, Heads will roll i'm sure, ps Morning Kev,

Blox read the story, indeed, we never know you always confused at your age.