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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 23 Mar 2014 - 18:29

    For the past 12 years we have always had numerous British TV channels on our community. Now just Channel 5, CBS Drama and CBS Action. I wont watch the CBS channels because its American drivel repeats that only a moron would enjoy so I am just left with Channel 5 and Eurosport in German. Not a happy bunny.  Wot? No British TV? 3913804730 
    Even more disturbing is the appearance of 5 Russian Channels, not to mention the hordes of Eastern European bare footed youth running round the place. At first I thought they were just drunk but now I think its drugs they are on. The barmaid when I told her about a young girl clearly in a mess out the back of the bar just shrugged her shoulders. Security does nowt cos the President (employer although its me who foots the bill) is making loads of money renting them sub-standard rooms at cheap prices. What a fecking mess. Personally I cant wait until I can vote to get out of Europe, and get out of Green Park, and Tenerife. I certainly wont be buying any homes abroad again, I suspect the same sort of stuff is happening on other communities and all over Spain. Not exactly going up-market is it? Not that I want to be surrounded by snobs, just decent human beings, of any race.  Wot? No British TV? 1498946960 
    Oh, nearly forgot. I think they are shooting porn films in the apartment above mine. Never heard so much noisy bonking in my life.  Wot? No British TV? 3025408739
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Sun 23 Mar 2014 - 22:27

    Up periscope. Don't worry about the Russians all their assets will be ceased and them kicked out soon.
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    Post by Guest Mon 24 Mar 2014 - 12:38

    well i would agree if my name was not Пол Алекси Новак

    the MIN dish size last year for BBC/ITV was 2.4m ...after changeover it was 3.1m 
    today it is 3.8m and the signal is still shrinking ...the loss of BRITISH TV is entirely down to the policy of the BRITISH state systems ...the GERMANS have now EXPANDED their service in the last satellite changes and all their state TV is now available FREE as far as eastern turkey ...this is paid for by making every german house pay €14 a month TV licence -REGARDLESS of TV ownership .

    to be honest i dont know where you are going to put the 1,500,000 sick old britsih pensioners when they come back and who is going to look after them ??? all the working age EUROPEANS will have left ..
    myself i will be a citizen of the OIL RICH  REPUBLIC OF ALBA

    as for the russians - putin sends in the tanks to look after the russian people
    the uk sends in the detection vans to check your TV licence ...
    who looks after their people better ??? 
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23101
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    Post by Adam Mint Mon 24 Mar 2014 - 12:58

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 24 Mar 2014 - 22:24

    I just have FREEVIEW at home, no licence required........ Wot? No British TV? 3275847336
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    Post by Guest Mon 24 Mar 2014 - 23:46

    Perfectspecimen wrote:I just have FREEVIEW at home, no licence required........ Wot? No British TV? 3275847336
    you dont have a TV set back in your house in western poland ??? sorry england
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 20:54

    Funnily enough I done some shopping in Wisbech Asda today, cant remember hearing any foreign tongues. Guess they are all on holiday somewhere near you.
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    Post by Guest Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 21:33

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Funnily enough I done some shopping in Wisbech Asda today, cant remember hearing any foreign tongues. Guess they are all on holiday somewhere near you.

    what could you not spend your money  at a british shop??
     yes full of foreigners here ,reading their daily mails ,drinking their watneys   red barrels and wearing hankies on their heads .
    me i only fraternise with  caliente chica latino   Wot? No British TV? 485836176
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    Scotland Male Posts : 59106
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 21:42

    I'm off to bed. Just watched Man U get humped!
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    Post by Guest Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 21:48

    is it true moyes  has asked for asylum in scotland ???
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 21:51

    Hot latin birds eh? Hotbird is where that Russian TV comes from you know.
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 21:52

    He should bring most of that team with him when he leaves.
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    Post by Guest Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 21:54

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Hot latin birds eh? Hotbird is where that Russian TV comes from you know.
    yes горячие русские девушки as well
    The author of this message was banned from the forum - See the message
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    Post by Guest Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 22:14

    another sad old drunk ....   they come out and night along with their teeth .. Wot? No British TV? 4251995413  Wot? No British TV? 4251995413 

    being a good looking sex magnet brings out the worse in some of those not blessed with my gifts .....


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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 22:17

    Ooooo,  Wot? No British TV? 3438764111
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 22:26

    angus wrote:
    TVTenerife wrote:
    Perfectspecimen wrote:Funnily enough I done some shopping in Wisbech Asda today, cant remember hearing any foreign tongues. Guess they are all on holiday somewhere near you.

    what could you not spend your money  at a british shop??
     yes full of foreigners here ,reading their daily mails ,drinking their watneys   red barrels and wearing hankies on their heads .
    me i only fraternise with  caliente chica latino   Wot? No British TV? 485836176

    Any kind of banter slagging allowed. But anyone with personal attacks can feck right off.
    I am so glad you edited your post Angus as I was about to ban you for your first effort - certainly not called for.

    Have you not heard the saying if you can´t say anything nice then say nothing - but I guess that is what you have been doing since you joined, saying nothing just watching.  Wot? No British TV? 1498946960
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 22:37

    He didn't edit it, I did. Had my finger hovering over ban button.
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    Post by Guest Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 23:01

    thanx folks .... small island  - lots of time share morphs ,who think they can still charge people stupid money for bad products and they just dont realize that spending part of my national service with the red army ,local nobody's just make me smile ... Wot? No British TV? 2485877773
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 25 Mar 2014 - 23:12

    3rdforum wrote:He didn't edit it, I did. Had my finger hovering over ban button.

    Thanks D, his edit didn't make much sense but of course it does now
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    England Male Posts : 21262
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    Post by Topdog Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 7:42

    Nice one Agnes
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 8:16

    Wot? No British TV? 3275847336
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    Post by Topdog Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 8:30

    Reg saying nothing,
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22953
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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 9:43

    TVTenerife wrote:thanx folks .... small island  - lots of time share morphs ,who think they can still charge people stupid money for bad products and they just dont realize that spending part of my national service with the red army ,local nobody's just make me smile ... Wot? No British TV? 2485877773
    And with that, we'll draw a line under it.
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    Post by Guest Wed 26 Mar 2014 - 10:00

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