What size is Perfectspecimen and Joel

Hi V, and J,

I have today received several brand-new and nearly new tee shirts XXXL and swimming and 3/4 length shorts all M&S waist 44" from Oneleg.  I am selling them for K9  You are the only people on here that I can think of that they may fit the rest being midgets!! I don't know whether they will be too big, probably will.  I am looking for €5 each item, there is also a pair of Timberland deckshoes, size 50. 

Oneleg has lost 4.5 stone at a rate of 7lbs a week so never got round to wearing some of these that he bought for his hols.

If you could be interested I will send you photos but as they take so long to load I won´t waste time if they are going to be too big.

xxx

What size is PS....................           

Midgets ?    Cheeky mare  

Hope you sell them Meryl. I think Vince needs to shed a bit to fit them.  

Size 50 feet? Jeez, what was he using as feet, flippers? Only a 45 me. And 36" waist. I do get XXL shirts though as I cant stand that clingy feeling specially round the belly and man boobs. All sagging a bit now sadly so too late for the sports bra. Spotted two man mountains the other day at the airport. Stick 2 XXXL t shirts together and that would probably be about right. Luckily neither on my plane.   
Set up a stall outside MacDonalds M.  

Just a thought, one legs shoes

Yeah, lost weight from his feet.  

Now lads pack it in, Size 50 is so its easy to ballance, Its good of him to donate clobber,innit

Yeah, deck shoes too. Could have utilized them as emergency rudder.  

If I put a XXXL t-shirt on it'll look like I'm wearing a wigwam!    (Can I say that?)   

Sold €30 worth today, shoes still available !!

Well done M, and great oneleg, top man, no not where the clothes come from. M keep the shoes, there will be snow on Teide in January