SNP to win ALL seats in scotland

Did you notice the shuttlecock in the bottom right hand corner? Just goes to show how fit and sporty I am...

Mcqueen wrote:Cam your curtains are like the wallpaper Janet had Pat the loon Kelly put up in the kitchen,
Male visitors go Feck me Female visitors go Ooo love your wall paper, All a matter of taste, none

Wallpaper in the kitchen?? I hope the extractor fan is working!

When was that photo taken Kev? She looks all grown up!

3rdforum wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Cam your curtains are like the wallpaper Janet had Pat the loon Kelly put up in the kitchen,
Male visitors go Feck me Female visitors go Ooo love your wall paper, All a matter of taste, none

Wallpaper in the kitchen?? I hope the extractor fan is working!

When i say kitchen its up the other end in the dining part,  Big cooker hood down the sharp end, the dining room has 2 big feather filled sofas and a blanket box in the middle and the kids stuff, it was my music room but i got thrown out,

You should ask Gerry if you can get up and do a turn!

The Lone Ranger wrote:You should ask Gerry if you can get up and do a turn!  

He's miserable, I dont go in the place unless i have to

Mcqueen wrote:Do you know i would rather learn to crochet than be even the slightest bit interested in any of it,

well if the tories get in and the english vote to leave the EU then you will have to pay €99 visa for each visit to spain ,and can only come for max 60 days a year . those english still here will have to make plans to go back to england ...the import duty of goods from the EU has a 18%  barrier ,so thats all your car parts,computer parts going up by thsat amount . exports to eu will be subject to quotors ... so good idea ,coz you will need a warm jumper to pay for the cut in your living standard ....watch NISSAN move their plant up to SCOTLAND still within the EU

Fu#king mess innit...

[size=30]Sturgeon to be in London within hours of election result for horse-trading[/size]



NICOLA Sturgeon will be in London just hours after the general election, enabling her to start a dialogue with Labour in the event of a hung parliament.

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon in a helicopter on the General Election campaign trail from Dundee to St Andrews, Scotland. PRESS ASSOCIATION Photo. Picture date: Friday May 1, 2015. Nicola Sturgeon urged Scots to unite around the SNP to make their voice heard at Westminster. See PA story ELECTION Scotland. Photo credit should read: Danny Lawson/PA Wire.

The First Minister is due to fly to the capital on Friday morning to mark VE day.
She and other political leaders will attend a remembrance service at the Cenotaph observing the 70th anniversary of the end of the Second World War in Europe.


WILL THEY ALSO CALL IT VL day - victory over labour ....
PLEASE NOTE I AM NOW A SCOTCH LANDOWNER and no longer wish to be know as english ...



[size=30]Sturgeon: people across Scotland appalled by Miliband's 'no' deal with SNP[/size]



People across Scotland, including Labour voters, have been "appalled" at Ed Miliband's refusal to work with the SNP to keep out a Conservative government, according to Nicola Sturgeon.

That was a year ago, she is very grown up now, speaks good Spanish and English.

Why, is she gonna form a coalition with the Catalans...

Adam Mint wrote:Why, is she gonna form a coalition with the Catalans...

the catalans dont speak spanish .its not even compulsory in schools anymore 
non-eu immigrants  have to pass a test in catlan to get a work permit ...

here is a video about SCOTLAND from aj jaz ...

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1659202292001?bckey=AQ~~%2CAAAAmtVJIFk~%2CTVGOQ5ZTwJbsT0Mq3k9H8GCa4jV3vL4M&bctid=2855613285001

Visa my arse, I dont need one for Switzerland...........

Perfectspecimen wrote:Visa my arse, I dont need one for Switzerland...........

thats because SWITZERLAND is in the EEA which is the EU plus the other countries that are almost in the EU (norway,switzerland and iceland)
they can move freely without passport,can drive and stay exactly the same as any other people in the EU .. they have to pass all the EU laws but dont have any say in there drawing up ...
if you leave the EEA you will need to fill this in 
..
http://www.schengenvisainfo.com/download-schengen-visa-application-form/

Schengen Visa Fee

When applying for a Schengen visa there is a non-refundable mandatory visa fee every applicant must pay. 

The regular fee (in Euros)

• Short stay Schengen visa, less than 90 days   60.00 EUR
  
• Long stay visa, more than 90 days                     99.00 EUR
  
• The amount of days permitted to stay in any of the Schengen zone countries doesn’t exceed 90 days every half a year needless of the travel reasons. Also, you got to bear in mind that the fact that you are able to obtain a Schengen visa to enter and reside for the certain amount of time in a Schengen area doesn’t apply to working or studying in that country.
  

and get in th q with this lot ...

• Afghanistan
  
• Bangladesh
  
• Congo (Drc)
  
• Eritrea
  
• Ethiopia
  
• Ghana
  
• Iran
  
• Iraq
  
• Nigeria
  
• Pakistan
  
• Somalia
  
• Sri Lanka
  
  

wow its our (now im a jock) leader 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/SNP/11510524/Nicola-Sturgeon-SNP-leader-in-60-seconds.html#ooid=RyaXRhdDpbTYm_uZXAdfsvoDZ8jek0dS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GfoFvDeKLc

But I only come to Tenerife for a week......... Still, worth it to get rid of the fecking Europeans, kids might even find a job.

Perfectspecimen wrote:But I only come to Tenerife for a week......... Still, worth it to get rid of the fecking Europeans, kids might even find a job.

well still cost you €99 .... doubt if they will find a job as there will be 2,000,000 brits coming back who are better educated and are more world wise then those that never got past the edge of town ...

Someone is selling rubber stamps on ebay.........

Perfectspecimen wrote:Someone is selling rubber stamps on ebay.........

do they say ´´goodbye´´

Job done, 326 and still counting...

Now let's sing along to the tune of :- www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPJ-euBzSM

Galloway no more,,, Alexander (Beaker) no more,,, Murphy no more,,,, Kennedy no more,,, Balls no more,,, Cable no more,,, Miliband no more,,, Clegg no more,,,, Nigel no more,,, and Nicola thinking she had a hand in manipulating UK politics NO MORE.........

     

im waiting to see which ENGLISH MP they put in to run SCOTLAND ....
cant have same man as sec and under sec . ....oh here he is arriving in glasgow ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxw5WPRzUOE  

Adam Mint wrote:Job done, 326 and still counting...

Now let's sing along to the tune of :- www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPJ-euBzSM

Galloway no more,,, Alexander (Beaker) no more,,, Murphy no more,,,, Kennedy no more,,, Balls no more,,, Cable no more,,, Miliband no more,,, Clegg no more,,,, Nigel no more,,, and Nicola thinking she had a hand in manipulating UK politics NO MORE.........

 

say HI to 
The SNP MPs elected in 2015 
Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh Ochil & South Perthshire
Richard Arkless Dumfries & Galloway
Hannah Bardell Livingston
Mhairi Black Paisley & Renfrewshire South
ONLY MP WHEN SHES NOT AT SCHOOL - YOUNGEST MP IN 348 YEARS ... 
Ian Blackford Ross, Skye & Lochaber
Kirsty Blackman Aberdeen North
Phil Boswell Coatbridge, Chryston & Bellshill
Deidre Brock Edinburgh North & Leith
Alan Brown Kilmarnock & Loudoun
Lisa Cameron East Kilbride, Strathaven & Lesmahagow
Douglas Chapman Dunfermline & West Fife
Joanna Cherry Edinburgh South West
Ronnie Cowan Inverclyde
Angela Crawley Lanark & Hamilton East
Martyn Day Linlithgow & East Falkirk
Martin Docherty West Dunbartonshire
Stuart Donaldson West Aberdeenshire & Kincardine
Marion Fellows Motherwell & Wishaw
Margaret Ferrier Rutherglen & Hamilton West
Stephen Gethins North East Fife
Patricia Gibson North Ayrshire & Arran
Patrick Grady Glasgow North
Peter Grant Glenrothes
Neil Gray Airdrie & Shotts
Drew Hendry  Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch & Strathspey
Stewart Hosie Dundee East
George Kerevan East Lothian
Calum Kerr Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk County
Chris Law Dundee West
Angus MacNeil Na H-Eileanan An Iar
Callum McCaig Aberdeen South
Stewart McDonald Glasgow South
Stuart McDonald Cumbernauld, Kilsyth & Kirkintilloch East
Natalie McGarry Glasgow East
Anne McLaughlin Glasgow North East
John McNally Falkirk
Paul Monaghan Caithness, Sutherland & Easter Ross
Carol Monaghan Glasgow North West
Roger Mullin Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath
Gavin Newlands Paisley & Renfrewshire North
John Nicolson East Dunbartonshire
Brendan O'Hara Argyll & Bute
Kirsten Oswald East Renfrewshire
Steven Paterson Stirling
Angus Robertson Moray
the most high lord Alex Salmond Gordon
Tommy Sheppard Edinburgh East
Chris Stephens Glasgow South West
Alison Thewliss Glasgow Central
Owen Thompson Midlothian
Michelle Thomson Edinburgh West
Mike Weir Angus
Eilidh Whiteford Banff & Buchan
Philippa Whitford Central Ayrshire
Corri Wilson  Ayr, Carrick & Cumnock
Pete Wishart Perth & North Perthshire

And we'll still be ignored Paul...

TVTenerife wrote:

Adam Mint wrote:Job done, 326 and still counting...

Now let's sing along to the tune of :- www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UPJ-euBzSM

Galloway no more,,, Alexander (Beaker) no more,,, Murphy no more,,,, Kennedy no more,,, Balls no more,,, Cable no more,,, Miliband no more,,, Clegg no more,,,, Nigel no more,,, and Nicola thinking she had a hand in manipulating UK politics NO MORE.........

 

say HI to 
The SNP MPs elected in 2015 
Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh Ochil & South Perthshire
Richard Arkless Dumfries & Galloway
Hannah Bardell Livingston
Mhairi Black Paisley & Renfrewshire South
ONLY MP WHEN SHES NOT AT SCHOOL - YOUNGEST MP IN 348 YEARS ... 
Ian Blackford Ross, Skye & Lochaber
Kirsty Blackman Aberdeen North
Phil Boswell Coatbridge, Chryston & Bellshill
Deidre Brock Edinburgh North & Leith
Alan Brown Kilmarnock & Loudoun
Lisa Cameron East Kilbride, Strathaven & Lesmahagow
Douglas Chapman Dunfermline & West Fife
Joanna Cherry Edinburgh South West
Ronnie Cowan Inverclyde
Angela Crawley Lanark & Hamilton East
Martyn Day Linlithgow & East Falkirk
Martin Docherty West Dunbartonshire
Stuart Donaldson West Aberdeenshire & Kincardine
Marion Fellows Motherwell & Wishaw
Margaret Ferrier Rutherglen & Hamilton West
Stephen Gethins North East Fife
Patricia Gibson North Ayrshire & Arran
Patrick Grady Glasgow North
Peter Grant Glenrothes
Neil Gray Airdrie & Shotts
Drew Hendry  Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch & Strathspey
Stewart Hosie Dundee East
George Kerevan East Lothian
Calum Kerr Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk County
Chris Law Dundee West
Angus MacNeil Na H-Eileanan An Iar
Callum McCaig Aberdeen South
Stewart McDonald Glasgow South
Stuart McDonald Cumbernauld, Kilsyth & Kirkintilloch East
Natalie McGarry Glasgow East
Anne McLaughlin Glasgow North East
John McNally Falkirk
Paul Monaghan Caithness, Sutherland & Easter Ross
Carol Monaghan Glasgow North West
Roger Mullin Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath
Gavin Newlands Paisley & Renfrewshire North
John Nicolson East Dunbartonshire
Brendan O'Hara Argyll & Bute
Kirsten Oswald East Renfrewshire
Steven Paterson Stirling
Angus Robertson Moray
the most high lord Alex Salmond Gordon
Tommy Sheppard Edinburgh East
Chris Stephens Glasgow South West
Alison Thewliss Glasgow Central
Owen Thompson Midlothian
Michelle Thomson Edinburgh West
Mike Weir Angus
Eilidh Whiteford Banff & Buchan
Philippa Whitford Central Ayrshire
Corri Wilson  Ayr, Carrick & Cumnock
Pete Wishart Perth & North Perthshire

Yip, but what they gonna do against a majority goverment,,, nowt.........

Reading between the lines, me thinks Cameron's gonna give the bunch at Hollyrood full fiscal autonomy, that will keep the Scots happy, then to keep the English and Welsh happy scrap the Barnet Fornula, then what will he do,,, sit back and watch the SNP make a pigs ear of it, cos since the oils went tits up, there ain't enough money to spend as they are doing at present never mind full-fill the promises they've made. Then what happens, taxes go up, living standards go down, the Scots start moaning about the SNP, and next election, Labour and the Torys start getting a bigger share of the vote again,,, simple innit...

Oh, note Sturgeons pretty strong in saying no independence referendum,,, even she knows who's buttering the bread...