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Adam Mint
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On this day in History...
Mcqueen-
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Adam Mint-
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It was Annie, honest...
3rdforum-
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What age is Minty???
Mcqueen-
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12, he's worse than me with the childish behaviour 
Campbell Brodie-
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3rdforum-
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1953, that was when the floodgates opened!
Mcqueen-
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Before my time3rdforum wrote:1953, that was when the floodgates opened!
Campbell Brodie-
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It happened a long while before that! 
Campbell Brodie-
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Mcqueen-
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1992, Queenie just got a fat rise, so WTF
3rdforum-
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why did they stop paying tax in the '30's? 
Mcqueen-
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Cheeky sponging feckers thats why,3rdforum wrote:why did they stop paying tax in the '30's?
Oh i think we may start paying tax 
Join in why dont you 
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still draws her disability benefit though, mind you I have never seen her put her blue badge up
Campbell Brodie-
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Campbell Brodie-
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1987 WTF!
Mcqueen-
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Adam Mint-
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The Lone Ranger wrote:1987 WTF!
Mcqueen wrote:
Put this one back in my mind, may have posted it before, guy where I worked was a bit of a twat, allways trying to pick fights with everyone, like a few of the lads he lived close to the depot and like them frequented the local social club... He don't turn up for work one Monday morning, story from lads who live near him goes,,, he finds out one of the lads in the band in the social club is giving his other half one, so bit pissed up he heads down the club with a view of sorting the drummer out,,, drummer knocked the shit out of him,,, he then heads home and attempts susiced, that's all the lads know...
Few days later he comes in to hand his sick line in, it's lunch time and most of us are in the works canteen, in he comes and sits down to tell his tale, we listen as if we know nothing, oh, forgot to say both his hands are heavily bandaged, so he gets to the bit of the story where he attempts to commit suicide, he don't say what he actually done, so I ask, he says he switched on the cooker, waited until the hotplate rings got red hot, then rammed his hands on to two of them,,, thought he was going to electrocute himself...
A twat like I said, anyway a few weeks later he returns to work,,, I suspect to this day he still has the hotplate ring marks still burned in to both his hands as he did that day,,, still piss myself when I think about it...Last edited by Adam Mint on Fri 27 Nov 2015 - 14:04; edited 1 time in total
Mcqueen-
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I think if you mean it you do it first time, like go out with Kev in the car
Adam Mint-
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Recall reading this one in the newspapers some years back, think it was somewhere in Scotland, guys going through a divorce, decides to end it all, sticks head gas oven and switches on the taps, head in oven for a bit time he's thinking this is taking ages, I'll have a fag "BANG", feckin house is gone and he's still alive...
Suppose looking on the bright side at least the wife didn't get the house...
Suppose looking on the bright side at least the wife didn't get the house...
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Best way to commit suicide? Come sailing with me. 
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2011.
Mcqueen-
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WTF
Adam Mint-
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I'd piss that quiz...
Campbell Brodie-
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I see what you did there Minty...