The Pub.

Ben&Carol wrote:

Dont know but they sound very nice. How are you two ?

nah how can they sound very nice ? not made one fecking post.just sent you text

cunningham wrote: nah how can they sound very nice ? not made one fecking post.just sent you text

'Son' is it you or is it me? You now have me totally confused, who is stalking Ben&Carol and not posted anything. Have you been playing with those crystal balls again and seeing things that the rest of us can´t see?

My nieghbour just phoned, Can i let myself in and walk his dogs, A lurcher called Sky, And a Greyhound called Lucy, He's in bridlington pissed as a fart, Sounds easy, But if they pick up a fox scent i'm screwed, They take off at 100 mph, They crash through fences until they get the fox, Mental they are, If i'm not back in one hour. You know what happened,

Should this not be in the Lurkchers Thread.

Get the greyhound down the local flapper track. See if it can win a few bob...

That went easy, Greyhounds the worst, Always on the look out, Back in there own place now, Blady nieghbours

It finaly happened this morning, Geof went into work, And was handed a letter, He knew it was heading his way, But it was still a shock, Redundent, 35 years, same building , He's a fitter in a generating station, for a hospital, 5 massive engines for the electric, hot water for heating and the laundry, He knows every bit of pipe, every valve etc,
He came straight round to my place, sat there in shock, I said what the fecks up with you, money to last to your pension at 60, You want to be doing cartwheels, He's programed to go there every day, He scared of the unknown. Money in the bank every month. Get real i said, Best thing thats ever happened to you, He has the same birthdate as me, except he is one year older, I think he's won the lotto, He feels like its the end, silly boy. I aint got no pension, worried ? Nah, But i dont know any differant

Same as Reg, no pension, well tiny bit not worth it. Cashed rest in and bought property.