Perfectspecimen wrote:Just found this, didnt know we had our own pub. Whats the beer called? I have found a suitable barmaid for us
She looks pissed, that will do nicely then!
Fawndoon beer...
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Fawndoon beer...
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We need a new thread, Nice lady type pictures, Barmaids, life gaurds, Oh yeh and Joggers, Them that dont use sellotape, Nice ones though, Not bordering on porn, I have some belters of Janet, I dont know how to put them on here, If i ask Janet to do it, i may be sporting a black eye, She made me promise they would never be shown in public, 
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Send em to me Reg and I will put em up.
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Oh yeh, All over tinternet in a day,
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I can pixellate her face make her anonymous
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We went to get a key cut for Eileen's car today in locksmiths that happened to be in a shopping centre. Cost 100 euro all told. He managed to get the code off the old one but had trouble cutting the new key. He had to do it old style, measuring and examing under a magnifyer. Anyway, he told us to go off and do something as it would take an hour or so. I went for coffee and her indoors went for a "look" round the shops. I'm not joking, I had just finished the coffee when she came back with 3 bags full of shite and had blown 200 euro. All this in the time to drink a coffee!! I came over all dizzy. Never bringing her with me again!! 
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€100 an hour, he didnt want you to see him do it in 2 minutes eh?
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3rdforum wrote:We went to get a key cut for Eileen's car today in locksmiths that happened to be in a shopping centre. Cost 100 euro all told. He managed to get the code off the old one but had trouble cutting the new key. He had to do it old style, measuring and examing under a magnifyer. Anyway, he told us to go off and do something as it would take an hour or so. I went for coffee and her indoors went for a "look" round the shops. I'm not joking, I had just finished the coffee when she came back with 3 bags full of shite and had blown 200 euro. All this in the time to drink a coffee!! I came over all dizzy. Never bringing her with me again!!
sorry but i find it funny. I just can never find what I want when I go shopping and then I go huffy if LR finds things for himself. I need to go shopping with your 
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NEVER!!! Cam and me will be broke!!
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Shopping is not a common subject in pubs I go to.
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Disgusting.....Perfectspecimen wrote:I can pixellate her face make her anonymous
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Shopping is not a common subject in pubs I go to.
Snobbbyyy!!
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Hi Lads a bit of advice if I come across H over the next few weeks will I have to pack a megaphone to attract his attention.??
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innit wrote:
Hi Lads a bit of advice if I come across H over the next few weeks will I have to pack a megaphone to attract his attention.??
In one word innit.............YES!!
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Pack some roller skates to get away quick and some hang over meds as you will be on the piss all day. 
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Give me a clue where he hangs out and I keep clear from the place or will I hear the shouting
Still he has a nap every afternoon like most of the swallows have to do so it should be safe then. 
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Fire alarm will atract his attention innit.
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Perfectspecimen wrote:Fire alarm will atract his attention innit.
I bet he hears "Do you want another one" or "my round".
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€1 a pint it is, take a tenner you can both get pissed........
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You sound desperate Vince, Need a lot of pixels for her headlamps. 
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Perfectspecimen wrote:€1 a pint it is, take a tenner you can both get pissed........
Is that in them gay bars you found?
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He likes Big Bens, Or the one under Costamar, Cant rememeber the blady name of it, He plays snooker in there, You can spot him a mile off, Has a couple of wardrobes behind his ear's,
And wears a sports jacket, Bit like Herriot off the tele, Also Alfred Wainright, Without the pipe
And wears a sports jacket, Bit like Herriot off the tele, Also Alfred Wainright, Without the pipe
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He not too bad then as he has not got to having aerial on top yet.
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Sorry, I dont actually know any gay bars innit. Suspect it may be more money in them though. Just been reading jokes elsewhere. The Sydney ones right up there!