I ain't in to this Christmas thing, apart from the eating drinking and having a good time bit...
Pubs in town have been hammered over the weekend from early doors, Annie was out with her mates Sunday night for a Christmas get together (piss up), they do the same routine every time they go out (Annie's sick of it), they visit four pubs all reasonably close together, each pub either having a DJ or karaoke on, last pub they always end up in is my local, reason, not just cos I'm there,,, it's open the latest... So being sensible I go straight there and get a good seat with my mates for viewing the totty that will arrive later...sure enough come half ten it's hammered, and being the season of good will to men and all that shite it kicks off at the bar, two women scratching the shit out of each other's faces,,, the women are both part of larger parties made up of men and women, they start joining in with a fair bit of pushing and shoving going on, the two bouncers separate the original two fighting women and one is ejected out the front door of the pub, the other the rear door, the bouncers then heard their respective supporters out the approiate doors,,, entertainment over the party resumes,,, Oh, and so does the punch up, the bunch ejected out the back door have made their way round to the front door and it's all kicking off in the street, we didn't have a window seat so missed it all...
Now I've watched the football in that pub for five years now, pubs hammered, mainly full of men having a good shout and swear at whatever's going on with the match, Sunday night when they have the DJ or karaoke on I would say there's normally more woman than men in the in the pub,,, I've seen it kick off four times now, always on the Sunday night, always women...
That Eve bitch has got a lot to answer for...
Oh, almost forgot
Bob, enjoy...