i'll have you know we are still young and virile so no need of the viagra
not like you old folks on here
not like you old folks on here
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The doctors surgery
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TD only uses viagra to keep a stiff upper lip...
Edit: Did you lot get the CAPTCHA code box when you typed v*agra?
Edit: Did you lot get the CAPTCHA code box when you typed v*agra?
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The Lone Ranger wrote:Mischief Maker wrote:i have a stiff neck - think i was sleeping funny to accommodate mischief last night
Funny how we do that. We don't want to move in case we disturb the cat/dog! Mental...
Agreed! You wonder who has more brains , humans or dogs.cats!
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Just use the Viag eye drops as I need to look a bit harder these days.
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Pair of Doc Martins and ripped jeans and a crew cut would be cheaper if you want to look harder
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Yes Cam had the box, think it is to stop illegal flogging.
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What happened to bob martin ?
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He got swallowed by e dog thread.
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If they were of the halucanergenic type, bad spelling, then they would not help, Good Luck D.
Said you are peeing normally, still taking till friday to fill a pot though.
Said you are peeing normally, still taking till friday to fill a pot though.
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Just back from Hospital. They took 6 bottles of blood. Had to wait over a hr for a xray.. They are not sure what is wrong me yet. I am a strange case lol
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We should rename this forum to the "whateverailsyouforumoffun.com" 
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I feel like a walking disaster.. I want the pain to go away and get back to normal
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Good Luck Mermaid
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help. The tablets I have been prescribed. For 3 days I have to take a quater of a tab 4 times a day then half a tab 4 times a day. Problem how do I get the tab into 4 without it breaking up into thousands of bits. 
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Thats madness, Check the label is printed right, Ask the quak,if its right, Quarter of a tabletMermaid wrote:help. The tablets I have been prescribed. For 3 days I have to take a quater of a tab 4 times a day then half a tab 4 times a day. Problem how do I get the tab into 4 without it breaking up into thousands of bits.
, I came home with the wrong stuff, Dispenser said he had to throw it away, £1200 worth, Because it left the shop, Why this country hasnt sank without trace i dont know,
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Mermaid wrote:help. The tablets I have been prescribed. For 3 days I have to take a quater of a tab 4 times a day then half a tab 4 times a day. Problem how do I get the tab into 4 without it breaking up into thousands of bits.
i actually split mine in quarters. Most tablets have a "line" around the equator. These can easily be broken in half by hand. I then get a good sharp knife, put the half tablet on top of a tea towel to stop it slipping , and then once I have the blade positioned correctly, give the knife a sharp downwards thrust. Sometimes, I dont get it exactly right and have to shave off a bit of the larger piece.
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thanks guys, My first attempt they shattered. They are tiny pills as well. I have to take a 1/4 to slowly start off with.
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Ex pharm company me. Ok like D says line in middle. Hold between first 2 fingers and thumb and apply pressure to the tablet in the middle. When in half just break rest same way.
Do not worry if a little different in size as the active ingredient is blended but not guaranteed even so not really too much of an issue.
Do not worry if a little different in size as the active ingredient is blended but not guaranteed even so not really too much of an issue.
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I feel great! ....(sorry 
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....(sorry )
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Ah but you will just go with a bang, Creaking gate wotsit innit,The Lone Ranger wrote:I feel great!
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Mcqueen wrote:Ah but you will just go with a bang, Creaking gate wotsit innit,The Lone Ranger wrote:I feel great!
Like Davy Jones....
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Scotsman will do anything to get out of buying a round.The Lone Ranger wrote:
Like Davy Jones....
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Topdog wrote:Scotsman will do anything to get out of buying a round.The Lone Ranger wrote:
Like Davy Jones....
I promise I won't pop my clogs 'til after Tenerife!
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If you do we will tip you upside down, All that copper you been saving will fall out,
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Mcqueen wrote:If you do we will tip you upside down, All that copper you been saving will fall out,
Remember them big sweetie jars shops used to have when you bought a quarter of sherbet lemons or whatever, well I'v egot one of those jars with the big plastic screw on lid. I cut a hole in the top and every night I put any coins under £1 in it. Soon mounts up...