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Morning members, Dibble got us up this morning, When i say us i mean Janet, House next door attempted break in,
Made a right mess of the patio doors, Had a look when i surfaced 30 minutes later, 9am ish, Kind officer actuly got out of his warm patrol car to give us a crime number, So thats ok, I must recomend him for an award, So i will ring Kingfisher windows and get them replaced, Then i will pay a bigger premium next year, Ah but can i put the rent up to cover it, Ooo No, Its capped so we dont upset the future generation, Surprised they actuly locked them,

Mcqueen wrote:Morning members, Dibble got us up this morning, When i say us i mean Janet, House next door attempted break in,
Made a right mess of the patio doors, Had a look when i surfaced 30 minutes later, 9am ish, Kind officer actuly got out of his warm patrol car to give us a crime number, So thats ok, I must recomend him for an award, So i will ring Kingfisher windows and get them replaced, Then i will pay a bigger premium next year, Ah but can i put the rent up to cover it, Ooo No, Its capped so we dont upset the future generation, Surprised they actuly locked them,

Can't you kick the students out and rent it to a nice old couple in their dotage who wouldn't notice you raising the rent each year?

Dont want old people next door to me, They tend to complain a lot, The criminals know students are rich, So after the christmas break they have new cars, Laptops, I pads I phones and 90" waffer thin tvs, wi fi etc, They get pissed as farts saturday nights, So they break in and just help themselves as they sleep, If they do wake up, The crim gives it, "I'm looking for john", Uugh try upstairs mate, Barking they are,
Anyway they didnt get in, Top shelf windows you see, Had a rewind of the cctv, The crims came in a car, Was here 12 minutes and went, Did dibble ask about it, Nah, Too cold, Wanted to get back to the station to do his paper work, Shift over,

Update, Just been summoned next door by scientific support ?, She was a good 60, Mentaly challenged, Aint a clue what day it was, " I need to take the lock away to match it with the one we found now at the station ?," So i said " Will the door then be open and these girls at risk" Err, "well i suppose so" Well dont you think you should have brought the lock with you to match it up, Err. I'l go and get it then, Feck me. All sleep safe in your beds people,

Mcqueen wrote:Update, Just been summoned next door by scientific support ?, She was a good 60, Mentaly challenged, Aint a clue what day it was, " I need to take the lock away to match it with the one we found now at the station ?," So i said " Will the door then be open and these girls at risk" Err, "well i suppose so" Well dont you think you should have brought the lock with you to match it up, Err. I'l go and get it then, Feck me. All sleep safe in your beds people,

Probably innocent car that arrived and the students tried to break in after forgetting keys. Or the students got a mate to do a job so they can get insurance/ new ones bought by said parents, flog those on.
Why would they have a lock at the station?

Caught the crims later on at another house, Half my lock in their pockets, Then waited while somebody else reported a break in, Match it up, Bingo, Clever them cops, ,

Mcqueen wrote:Caught the crims later on at another house, Half my lock in their pockets, Then waited while somebody else reported a break in, Match it up, Bingo, Clever them cops, ,

What we pay them to play Bingo, blox that.
Evening all, eyes down and look in...........you are supposed to bloody look out, for us.

Morning people, dry, bright and freezing............day of o cuppa in bed and wife gets prezzies.....me.

everyone. Hope Jan enjoys her prezzies

Morning all, cold and cloudy here.

Happy birthday Jan! 21 is it?

The Lone Ranger wrote:Happy birthday Jan! 21 is it?

Jan says thanks, we are off now for some Thai food, 12 of us. Got her 4 nights at New York hotel Disney Paris and a couple of little bits

Topdog wrote:

The Lone Ranger wrote:Happy birthday Jan! 21 is it?

Jan says thanks, we are off now for some Thai food, 12 of us. Got her 4 nights at New York hotel Disney Paris and a couple of little bits

Make sure it's not them French bits...they leak!

Morning members, Been raining last night, Grey and damp now, Putting Janet a new toilet in, I dont know what she doe's witth them, She's only had the other 20 years, Bit like Trigger's broom though, 3 lever's 4 valves, 5 seats,
Going to spoil her with a slow decent seat, She's easily pleased, Well i didnt get her anything for Christmas,

Morning all Horrible here.

Mcqueen wrote:Morning members, Been raining last night, Grey and damp now, Putting Janet a new toilet in, I dont know what she doe's witth them, She's only had the other 20 years, Bit like Trigger's broom though, 3 lever's 4 valves, 5 seats,
Going to spoil her with a slow decent seat, She's easily pleased, Well i didnt get her anything for Christmas,

Did you get your toilet in a BOGOF deal.

Morning from a damp but much milder North Tyneside, it was raining when we left for graft this morning but wasn't raining in North Tyneside.

dull here but not raining at the moment. Trying to find cheap flights and accom for Mischief maker for March for st patricks day week but they are coming up very expensive from Edinburgh which she would prefer. Have tried skyscanner already. She is kicking herself for not booking before now. Fingers crossed the prices lower.

Topdog wrote:

Mcqueen wrote:Morning members, Been raining last night, Grey and damp now, Putting Janet a new toilet in, I dont know what she doe's witth them, She's only had the other 20 years, Bit like Trigger's broom though, 3 lever's 4 valves, 5 seats,
Going to spoil her with a slow decent seat, She's easily pleased, Well i didnt get her anything for Christmas,

Did you get your toilet in a BOGOF deal.

Only needed the one Kev, So it was a bo deal,

morning all. Cloudy & calm here.

Good morning from sunny Tenerife

I'm going for a tapas lunch with the girlies today, so should be fun

Gad about, where you off to then? Do me a review and I will pinch it, publish it and credit you of course

I'll see what I can do

good morning,Have to go out and buy another jar of coffee as LR left me a note to say he had taken my jar to his work. Luckily I have enough to get my fix of caffeine first.

Mermaid wrote:good morning,Have to go out and buy another jar of coffee as LR left me a note to say he had taken my jar to his work. Luckily I have enough to get my fix of caffeine first.

Mug or Gup, what is your preference. Wet, dark and dull here.