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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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Campbell Brodie wrote:From Reg...
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He must have had good eyesight as well.
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3rdforum wrote:He must have had good eyesight as well.
I don't get it...
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I finally got a delivery slot for my shopping.. I've ordered Turkey, Sprouts,Stuffing, Christmas cake, Christmas crackers and a pudding with some brandy sauce: shop2:
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How would he keep his glasses straightCampbell Brodie wrote:3rdforum wrote:He must have had good eyesight as well.
I don't get it...
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I hear that Bernie Ecclestone is going to be a daddy again.
Personally I think somebody has had it in for him
Personally I think somebody has had it in for him
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