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    Post by thesaint Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 8:43

    Hi Guys,

    Just visiting your beautiful island and I would like to meet some of you beautiful people!

    So.... I am a trained, qualified massseur. My speciality is Thia style whole body massage which is normally performed naked.

    I am offering to give a free massage to any of you guys who would be willing to have a go at reciprocating. I will even teach you how if you don't know.

    Please note this is not a sexual offer! Just an opportunity to experience something new.

    Looking forward to hearing from you.

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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 8:52

    Hi and welcome to the forum. When will you be over? Massage Exchange 1293356558 Massage Exchange 2610016412
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    Post by thesaint Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 8:56

    Thanks for the welcome.

    I have already arrived. Here I am ready and waiting! Massage Exchange 2839888827
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 9:04

    What are the benefits of this type of massage, and why does one need to be naked? Massage Exchange 2419626307
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    Post by thesaint Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 9:33

    Because this massage treats all the body systems including the organs and glands it differs from western forms of massage. This why the entire body, with the exception of the genitals is massaged with copious amounts of oils using hands, feet and the whole body of the masseur.
    For this reason it is generally performed with both parties nude, and also for this reason men normally massage men and ladies, ladies.

    Happy to answer all question.....
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 9:34

    Very nice offer, but....................you are male. Not sure many of the blokes on here will be interested, Reg maybe as he is happy to show his Mcqueen body off. I have given you an avatar.
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    Post by thesaint Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 9:39

    thanks for keeping the conversational ball rolling.

    Surely there must be at least one guy who wants to try something new?
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 9:39

    Like this?



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    Post by thesaint Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 9:44

    Ahhh! Just seen the avatar!

    Groan!

    :sulk2:
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    Post by Mermaid Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 9:53

    welcome, find your own picture if you don't like ours.
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    Post by Jimandsi Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 10:02


    I fancy having a bash at that. Massage Exchange 294053457

    But, with a naked female.

    Any recommendations please ? :luck:
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 10:04

    Alright have changed it, one of lady members wanted to give it a go, she doesn't post on here much so emailed this pic, last time she did it.
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 10:05

    Jimandsi wrote:
    I fancy having a bash at that. Massage Exchange 294053457

    But, with a naked female.

    Any recommendations please ? :luck:
    Check the avatar now Jimbo, think she was a member we banned for being anti healthy eating.
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 10:08

    thesaint wrote:Ahhh! Just seen the avatar!

    Groan!

    :sulk2:

    OMG I've just logged on and seen it too - someone should have warned me because I now have to clean my screen where it is covered in coffee !! 🤣


    Back on topic Massage Exchange 2610016412 Mr Templer or may I call you Simon. Did you get any takers on the other forum for your offer - I assume not, we Brits are a shy lot when it comes to meeting people, especially when it means baring all to strangers. Still who knows once we get to know and trust you - join in become part of the group - things could change. Massage Exchange 294053457

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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 10:14

    Gypsy wrote:
    thesaint wrote:Ahhh! Just seen the avatar!

    Groan!

    :sulk2:

    OMG I've just logged on and seen it too - someone should have warned me because I now have to clean my screen where it is covered in coffee !! 🤣


    Back on topic Massage Exchange 2610016412 Mr Templer or may I call you Simon. Did you get any takers on the other forum for your offer - I assume not, we Brits are a shy lot when it comes to meeting people, especially when it means baring all to strangers. Still who knows once we get to know and trust you - join in become part of the group - things could change. Massage Exchange 294053457

    I think we may already have some inckling.
    So been offering it about elsewhere, surprised no uptake in those parts as one or two like to Mince. Talking of Mince, he is game for anything after a chat with Stella.
    He may like to join your Cue.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 10:43

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    Post by innit Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 11:41


    Nice to see all the menfolk with their aches and pains after their fitness regimes can have them sorted by a fellow member. We must show our appreciate for anybody's offer of helping each other out in times of need. :whistle2:
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 12:35

    innit wrote:
    Nice to see all the menfolk with their aches and pains after their fitness regimes can have them sorted by a fellow member. We must show our appreciate for anybody's offer of helping each other out in times of need. :whistle2:
    It has fixed my instantly just the thought has done it.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 18:57

    Topdog wrote:
    I think we may already have some inckling.
    So been offering it about elsewhere, surprised no uptake in those parts as one or two like to Mince. Talking of Mince, he is game for anything after a chat with Stella.
    He may like to join your Cue.

    Hey you cheeky fecker Mary, you'll be rubbing me up the wrong way.Massage Exchange 3025408739

    Hi Saint, good news, I will be in Tenerife next week. Whats the point of all this massaging if you leave out the important bits though? Seems such a waste of time! Bad news is Patsy will be with me, sure she wont be impressed by me getting the baby oil treatment by a geezer!
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 19:40

    Perfectspecimen wrote:

    Hey you cheeky fecker Mary, you'll be rubbing me up the wrong way.Massage Exchange 3025408739

    Hi Saint, good news, I will be in Tenerife next week. Whats the point of all this massaging if you leave out the important bits though? Seems such a waste of time! Bad news is Patsy will be with me, sure she wont be impressed by me getting the baby oil treatment by a geezer!
    Just had an email from Patsy..........Kev, Patsy here, Mince won't listen to me I don't mind at all if he has the baby oil treatment from a geezer. I would be grateful if you tell him it is fine and hope he enjoys it as much as he did last time.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 19:45

    Shes not even home yet, haha.
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    Post by betty swollocks Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 19:50

    Topdog wrote:
    Perfectspecimen wrote:

    Hey you cheeky fecker Mary, you'll be rubbing me up the wrong way.Massage Exchange 3025408739

    Hi Saint, good news, I will be in Tenerife next week. Whats the point of all this massaging if you leave out the important bits though? Seems such a waste of time! Bad news is Patsy will be with me, sure she wont be impressed by me getting the baby oil treatment by a geezer!
    Just had an email from Patsy..........Kev, Patsy here, Mince won't listen to me I don't mind at all if he has the baby oil treatment from a geezer. I would be grateful if you tell him it is fine and hope he enjoys it as much as he did last time.

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    Post by thesaint Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 19:55

    Thanks for the welcome.

    But as for getting to know and trust me.... well I have less than a week left in which to gain that trust before I have to leave you. I have been qualified , insured and in practice in the UK for over a quarter of a century - will that do?

    If you are intrigued with the idea you could ask me whatever questions you like. As a newbie I can't PM you but please feel free to PM me!

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    Post by betty swollocks Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:00

    thesaint wrote:Thanks for the welcome.

    But as for getting to know and trust me.... well I have less than a week left in which to gain that trust before I have to leave you. I have been qualified , insured and in practice in the UK for over a quarter of a century - will that do?

    If you are intrigued with the idea you could ask me whatever questions you like. As a newbie I can't PM you but please feel free to PM me!


    Keep posting you will soon get there. Massage Exchange 294053457
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:00

    thesaint wrote:Thanks for the welcome.

    But as for getting to know and trust me.... well I have less than a week left in which to gain that trust before I have to leave you. I have been qualified , insured and in practice in the UK for over a quarter of a century - will that do?

    If you are intrigued with the idea you could ask me whatever questions you like. As a newbie I can't PM you but please feel free to PM me!

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