Massage Exchange

Cruella de Vil wrote:What happened to TheSaint?

Out on the lash if he is on holiday.

betty swollocks wrote:

Cruella de Vil wrote:What happened to TheSaint?

Out on the lash if he is on holiday.

Bloody should be, I would have been 2 hours ago. alright 8 hours ago.

The price of drink out there it's sheer anti-social not to go out.

Gypsy wrote:

There are members on this forum that have known each other in cyberspace for quite a long time and very few of us have actually met in person. I would give my eye-teeth to meet Jimbo but he keeps turning me down no matter how much I beg. Ah well if at first you don't succeed. Come on Jim, I can´t stay on my knees much longer, I'll get stuck down here.

I'm saving myself for you Gypsy.

Promise

I haven't gone away... for long. I just can't keep up with you lot.

No I take it all in good part. In my profession you get used to people taking the mick.

Jimandsi wrote:

Gypsy wrote:

There are members on this forum that have known each other in cyberspace for quite a long time and very few of us have actually met in person. I would give my eye-teeth to meet Jimbo but he keeps turning me down no matter how much I beg. Ah well if at first you don't succeed. Come on Jim, I can´t stay on my knees much longer, I'll get stuck down here.

I'm saving myself for you Gypsy.

Promise

eat you alive Jim

Jimandsi wrote:

I'm saving myself for you Gypsy.

Promise

Thank you dwarling, So that Cru is just trying to make me jealous I'll give her what for cheeky madam.

Profession and Madam.......Interesting words picked at random from recent posts......

Perfectspecimen wrote:Profession and Madam.......Interesting words picked at random from recent posts......

Have we just got another new member then

What we need now is that transvestite turning up that I remember from elsewhere.

I'm already here Vince.

You would make a fine dinner lady Mary.

Hi Guys,

Well you had your fun teasing me for my offer of a massage exchange. I must be a glutton for punishment .... because here I am again with the same offer. :dance1:

I will be staying in the Puerto del Santiago area for the first week in February if anyone wants to meet up.

Also I would be happy to meet any local naturist just to say Hi

All the best

Thats Dermots area I believe. Not sure if he will be there.

I think we are all a bit shy on here or perhaps it is just old age making us embarrassed to show our bits to all and sundry.

Why don´t you make your offer on Tripadvisor, there are all age groups on there and I have answered questions about naturist beaches etc on loads of different occasions so they are no so easily shocked .

I am sure some of us wouldn´t mind just meeting up for a coffee though. Yeah I know boring but that's us we talk the talk but when it comes to walking the walk we are

Thats a very kind invitation. I'm happy to meet any of you guys for a coffee and a chat even if you aren't quite ready to "walk the walk" Lol!

I have done it, many years ago in Yugoslavia. Every one is naked on the beach, Germans everywhere. I wasnt pretty then and I aint now. Biggest problem was a sun burnt butt and balls!

And that's an burn itch you just dont want. Haha!

Ney i get a massage from Greta at my place, but rubbing up somebody else ? Nah , Pay and go

Thats cool, Each to his own

I tried it once went take me shorts off and some stunning bird said, "I know its hard". Bye now

Topdog wrote:I tried it once went take me shorts off and some stunning bird said, "I know its hard". Bye now

Haha. You're not shy at all. Lets see if we can discuss more of "this" as the world is turning more tolerant demographically, socially acceptance in terms of liberalism. Here in U.S.A. there are few that has implememted law in their own state. So, it isn't new, and we are all matured aren't we?

Okay, first question who do you think has the most appealing parts that when exposed has more delectable appearance? She or He and why?

First one to answer win!

Woman has best parts to look, well for me but Mcqueer might think different.
Massage is used for sensual reasons and for healing, very different but close.

You win Topdog! Your message is conveying and I am all for it.