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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:01

    Dont hold your breath, trust me...........Massage Exchange - Page 2 3077217049 Anyway you have 6 posts now, thought that was enough? (for PMs)
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:08

    Massage Exchange - Page 2 2010-10-19-images-inkeles_videoNow this looks good.
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    Post by thesaint Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:10

    I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:14

    I can see her ribs, big German bird you need. 'Ve haf vays of making you scweam'
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:19

    thesaint wrote:I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.

    This is the Forum of Fun. You are in the right place, we are all a bit Cuckoo on here pal.Massage Exchange - Page 2 294053457
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:22

    thesaint wrote:I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.





    To be honest Sainty I can't see myself getting my kit off for a stranger today, tomorrow or in two weeks time! Not only that but most of us would have to explain to our partners Massage Exchange - Page 2 3707059870

    Hi Hunnie, I'm just going to meet Sainty for a mutual massage, we have to take our kit off but there is nothing sexual" Massage Exchange - Page 2 3077217049


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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:23

    thesaint wrote:I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.

    Sorry to hear that, thesaint. Take no notice of the comments from us, we're only pulling your chain. I hope you manage to meet someone before it's time for you to go back.
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:24

    Perfectspecimen wrote:
    thesaint wrote:I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.

    This is the Forum of Fun. You are in the right place, we are all a bit Cuckoo on here pal.Massage Exchange - Page 2 294053457
    You can have as much fun as you want on here, if you think you are looking like some kind of wierdo, well you bloody fit in.
    Nice idea but we mess with everything. If you want to meet peeps get yer arse over in April for Reggies family ball.
    Keep posting and take everything said as you are doing good.
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:29

    thesaint wrote:I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.

    I think you have answered your own question there Simon, it does sound sort of weird. But if you come to Tenerife every year and you continue posting on here, we will all have got to know you and feel really comfortable with a meet up by the time you are due to return.

    There are members on this forum that have known each other in cyberspace for quite a long time and very few of us have actually met in person. I would give my eye-teeth to meet Jimbo but he keeps turning me down no matter how much I beg. Massage Exchange - Page 2 2681204924 Ah well if at first you don't succeed. Come on Jim, I can´t stay on my knees much longer, I'll get stuck down here. Massage Exchange - Page 2 23644-clip-art-graphic-of-a-cute-brown-hound-dog-cartoon-character-on-his-knees-begging-or-praying-by-toons4biz
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:31

    Look, You can do my feet, I'l even take my socks off, I have nice feet, Perfect in fact, The way to get perfect feet is walk along the shore, The sand and salt water makes a great job of them, I then rub nivea in to make them soft, My diabetic nurse said, Wow nice feet, Then i noticed her undoing a few blouse buttons, So i was off sharpish, Thats the downside of nice feet, Massage Exchange - Page 2 4226408756
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:32

    Gypsy wrote:
    thesaint wrote:I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.

    I think you have answered your own question there Simon, it does sound sort of weird. But if you come to Tenerife every year and you continue posting on here, we will all have got to know you and feel really comfortable with a meet up by the time you are due to return.

    There are members on this forum that have known each other in cyberspace for quite a long time and very few of us have actually met in person. I would give my eye-teeth to meet Jimbo but he keeps turning me down no matter how much I beg. Massage Exchange - Page 2 2681204924 Ah well if at first you don't succeed. Come on Jim, I can´t stay on my knees much longer, I'll get stuck down here. Massage Exchange - Page 2 23644-clip-art-graphic-of-a-cute-brown-hound-dog-cartoon-character-on-his-knees-begging-or-praying-by-toons4biz
    You have met JimboMassage Exchange - Page 2 26341146
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:33

    Gypsy wrote:
    thesaint wrote:I mean that I am only here on holiday. (I do visit Tenerife every year) but most of my visit has passed. And as you correctly noticed I had made this offer a long time before on certain other forums without response. I have only just discovered Forum of Fun.

    Actually this is getting silly. It started as an idea as to how to get to meet people on holiday since my wife died very young, ... now I find myself put in a position where I sound like some sort of weirdo!

    It was only a suggestion. If you are not interested thats cool.


    There are members on this forum that have known each other in cyberspace for quite a long time and very few of us have actually met in person. I would give my eye-teeth to meet Jimbo but he keeps turning me down no matter how much I beg. Massage Exchange - Page 2 2681204924 Ah well if at first you don't succeed. Come on Jim, I can´t stay on my knees much longer, I'll get stuck down here. Massage Exchange - Page 2 23644-clip-art-graphic-of-a-cute-brown-hound-dog-cartoon-character-on-his-knees-begging-or-praying-by-toons4biz



    Gosh and to think he keeps begging me to meet him Massage Exchange - Page 2 2839888827
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:34

    I'm Jimbo, Massage Exchange - Page 2 2908439648
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:36

    Mcqueen wrote:I'm Jimbo, Massage Exchange - Page 2 2908439648
    NO YOU ARE A GORILLA
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:37

    Mcqueen wrote:I'm Jimbo, Massage Exchange - Page 2 2908439648



    No you are Zarion Massage Exchange - Page 2 506932706
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:39

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:42

    Topdog wrote:Massage Exchange - Page 2 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbisL2xJHK-Ml2ZOAY7gy0SgZCcIEnC9upNE8qTuSlhtME0fKj0c-inqh0

    I recognise that!
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:43

    Cruella de Vil wrote:[

    Gosh and to think he keeps begging me to meet him Massage Exchange - Page 2 2839888827

    He is obviously into young stuff rather than cougars

    Mcqueen wrote:I'm Jimbo, Massage Exchange - Page 2 2908439648

    Pfft........... I thought it was Steve, not Jim 🤣 🤣 Massage Exchange - Page 2 Jimmy+Savile+Jim%2527ll+fix+It
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:43

    Thought it cost £20k, Ouch
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:44

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Topdog wrote:Massage Exchange - Page 2 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbisL2xJHK-Ml2ZOAY7gy0SgZCcIEnC9upNE8qTuSlhtME0fKj0c-inqh0

    I recognise that!
    Thought you would.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:47

    Topdog wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Topdog wrote:Massage Exchange - Page 2 Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbisL2xJHK-Ml2ZOAY7gy0SgZCcIEnC9upNE8qTuSlhtME0fKj0c-inqh0

    I recognise that!
    Thought you would.

    That was the old TF while everyone was looking for Zarion. Where did you find it?
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:48

    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    That was the old TF while everyone was looking for Zarion. Where did you find it?

    Yawn.............google images.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:50

    What happened to TheSaint? Massage Exchange - Page 2 3095951175
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    Post by Gypsy Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 20:58

    If he's on holiday maybe he needs to put a shilling in tinternet meter as his lacky band has come unravelled, he may be back tomorrow. I think everyone was nice to him, even though we didn´t take him up on his offer we weren´t rude like some.
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    Post by Topdog Tue 17 Jan 2012 - 21:11

    Gypsy wrote:If he's on holiday maybe he needs to put a shilling in tinternet meter as his lacky band has come unravelled, he may be back tomorrow. I think everyone was nice to him, even though we didn´t take him up on his offer we weren´t rude like some.
    Correct Gypsy, he should take it as fun.

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