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3rdforum wrote:Spent all morning cleaning my old van. Putting it through its NCT ( MOT) in an hour. Got a new tyre put on this morning. Feckin van is shuddering. Will give him an earful if it fails on that.

hey d, if your clapped out old van passes its mot,take it to tenerife,you can make a small fortune with it airpot runs,house clearences,and general shit shifting.go for it.

YOU COULD CALL YOURSELF,

HANDY van man

Topdog wrote:YOU COULD CALL YOURSELF,

HANDY van man

too clever for this forum you are.

Gypsy wrote:While they are not looking change the syringe for one filled with cherry cola, that'll keep them guessing.

I want a real result and want them to find out what is wrong with me

3rdforum wrote:Spent all morning cleaning my old van. Putting it through its NCT ( MOT) in an hour. Got a new tyre put on this morning. Feckin van is shuddering. Will give him an earful if it fails on that.

Went back to the tyre centre and got them to put on a different tyre. Shudder gone. I'd say they passed that tyre off to the next poor unsuspecting sod.

cunningham wrote:

3rdforum wrote:Spent all morning cleaning my old van. Putting it through its NCT ( MOT) in an hour. Got a new tyre put on this morning. Feckin van is shuddering. Will give him an earful if it fails on that.

hey d, if your clapped out old van passes its mot,take it to tenerife,you can make a small fortune with it airpot runs,house clearences,and general shit shifting.go for it.

What a good idea! Thanks H. I bet nobody has thought of that before. Only thing is, I'll be so busy, I'll never have time to post here.

Topdog wrote:YOU COULD CALL YOURSELF,

HANDY van man

Brilliant. Funny and original!

Morning people, sunny today, meeting then Chiro for Jan......Cru back in UK on Sunday, Tenerife next Wednesday.
I will let you know more as I hear the drums but they are a little feint.

Hope Jan feels better after her visit. Cru has been gone for so long. Will be glad when she is back I want to see the photo's

Great news, I was beginning to get worried that she had decided to stay in Zim. Looking forward to seeing her and catching up on all the gossip, and hopefully a picture or 10 of little Oliver.

Good morning.
Got my orders from other half have to go to Argos to get a camera that his work are going to pay for. The powers have decided that they will provide the Survey officers with a Camera. The cheapest they could fine I think,They have told them which one to buy. We buy it and claim the money back.

Sun out but only 5c at the moment

Morning all. Cloudy here but bright. Has the makings of a good day. Off in an hour to sell my van( hopefully)

good luck D

Hey up, lots of posts today. Whats on tele, never mind

Evening Vince...

Hola Cam.

Perfectspecimen wrote:Hey up, lots of posts today. Whats on tele, never mind

good evening vince,how come you are not with stella,skint again?

There are some in the fridge.

Perfectspecimen wrote:There are some in the fridge.

Scottish fridge is it? Got to put money in to open it...

He ain't sure where it is as his Missus said the fridge is in the Kitchen, room he ain't found yet.

Er, its me who cooks in my house. Patsy is in charge of Kirby and Morphy Richards, (iron).

Reg says only Birds cook, you Tart.

Topdog wrote:Reg says only Birds cook, you Tart.

House husband I am Mary.

more like hen pecked, down trodden, hard beaten house mite.
as if, bloody best cooks us blokes. Me always cooking, oh yeah I trained as a chef maybe why.

Morning peeps, sunny, yippppppeeeee.....have a nice day. Dentist for me, that is another week in Tenerife spent. Jan off shoppping with daughter Clare so probably chauffeur today.

morning.we have RAIN. Don't think I will go out unless I can visit my grandaughter and I don't mind getting wet then