Newbies

OR START AN ESTATE AGENTS THREAD.

nah,feck off it would atract the wrong sort of person.we should pretend to have loads of jobs on offer,it has worked elswhere.

Dual Purpose.

only truthful people need apply.

please contact jimadsi, hr dept,

Human Retard department.........obviously Jim is only in charge and not one.

I bet he'll spill his ovaltine when he reads this

cunningham wrote:only truthful people need apply.

and form an orderly queue, you thick twats.

thats the way jim,obviously very expeirenced.in dealing with the likes.

My name is Ken the Estate agent, surname is TUCKYFRIEDCHICKEN..........Is that an okay name for an Estate agent Mr Jim.

Spot on H, I've dealt with some very dodgy people in my time but EA's take the biscuit.

I'd trust a rabid Staffordshire Bull Terrier more than an EA.

5% commission for not answering phone calls, not turning up at agreed times and sticking a property up on a joke website is a bit steep, I reckon. What a shame they don't have to qualify and they're not regulated - THAT would sort the men from the boys.

robbersrus.com.

Bullshitters R Us.com

ideal for the blind,they will know when they are coming.

Are you messing Jim? 5% commission????

would jim tell you anything but the truth?

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day:
My name is Billy. What's yours? asked the first boy.
Tommy, replied the second.
My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do? asked Billy.
Tommy replied, My Daddy's an estate agent.
Honest? asked Billy.
No, just the regular kind, replied Tommy.

An estate agent parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to
show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck
comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before
speeding off.



More than a little distraught,
the estate agent grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes
later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any
questions, the estate agent starts screaming hysterically:



"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined, it'll simply never

be the same again!"



After the estate agent finally finishes his rant, the policeman
shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you
bloody estate agents are,"



"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."



"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the estate agent.



The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was
torn off when the truck hit you." The estate agent looks down in
absolute horror..........



"F***ING HELL!!!!!! he screams - "Where's my Rolex?

that was funny

3rdforum wrote:Are you messing Jim? 5% commission????

Not messing at all 3F - they have the cheek to charge a 5% commission in Tenerife.

Apparently, their argument is, that it's cheaper than the 7% the EA's charge in the USA (where they have to qualify and are regulated).

daylightrobbery.con

If you think nobody cares whether you"re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments

Maybe newbies might be put off by some members on here who seem to say some very rude things about other members on another forum.

I think it can come across very nasty at times,might be a good time to move on it is getting a little boring and newbies might be a bit put off from posting.

It's a shame but i see the few members on here spoiling what could be a nice little forum.

It is a nice little forum, thanks Mich, no harm meant we jest about everything, but point taken.

Thanks Topdog