What Culinary Delight did you have for your tea tonight?

Well, Thats got to be a first, Sat minding my own business when the electric turned off Now i can understand it if Janets ironing, She spills water all over the place, so to save her from getting fried it go's off, But tonight Mathew fried electric kettle, The kettle base was on her shiny new electric hob, Turned it on and melted the blady thing, now we all know what plastic smells like when melted, , Not the first time she has set fire to the place,
I came home when working nights at 3 am, Janets sat on the door step with black nostrils, She decided to put a candle in a plastic container and nodded off, 40 years ago, So tonight i reminded her thats twice you have tried to make us homeless, I'm an Elephant in other departments too

Mcqueen wrote:Well, Thats got to be a first, Sat minding my own business when the electric turned off Now i can understand it if Janets ironing, She spills water all over the place, so to save her from getting fried it go's off, But tonight Mathew fried electric kettle, The kettle base was on her shiny new electric hob, Turned it on and melted the blady thing, now we all know what plastic smells like when melted, , Not the first time she has set fire to the place,
I came home when working nights at 3 am, Janets sat on the door step with black nostrils, She decided to put a candle in a plastic container and nodded off, 40 years ago, So tonight i reminded her thats twice you have tried to make us homeless, I'm an Elephant in other departments too

are you sure it is Janet and not you who do these things?

I am still laughing though. Your poor lovely kitchen full of fumes.

Steak and brocolli

Mince with chunky Mediterranean vegetable sauce in it, mashed neep and carrots and boiled Jersey Royals. yummy! 9/10

Russel hobbs stainless steel, Chips and beans, 1/10

Ham salad 10/10 OH doesn´t do salad so I did him home-made steak pie, carrots and mash with onion gravy. Upside down cake for pudding.

Gypsy wrote:Ham salad 10/10 OH doesn´t do salad so I did him home-made steak pie, carrots and mash with onion gravy. Upside down cake for pudding.

Upside down cake my arse! You dropped his pudding didn't you?

Ive seen Janet drop things then look over her shoulder to see if i noticed, Quick rinse under the tap and back on the plate,,

I never do that

Jalfreizi. Pure shite

3rdforum wrote:Jalfreizi. Pure shite

Ooooh! I like jalfresi...

When I was one of the employed a guy that worked with us went home, ready for the birth of his child.
Came back in tears, she burns everything.

Tonight I cooked......Fresh caught Plaice, on the bone. Red and Yellow flat chips (saratoga) and a green salad.

Topdog wrote:When I was one of the employed a guy that worked with us went home, ready for the birth of his child.
Came back in tears, she burns everything.

Tonight I cooked......Fresh caught Plaice, on the bone. Red and Yellow flat chips (saratoga) and a green salad.

C'mon, you know the score...marks out of 10 please...

Sweet potato and white potato flat chips, fabulous and you can't beat fresh caught fish......cooked it in garlic olive oil and butter mix, shallow fried. EASY 9/10, Jan said that.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Topdog wrote:When I was one of the employed a guy that worked with us went home, ready for the birth of his child.
Came back in tears, she burns everything.

Tonight I cooked......Fresh caught Plaice, on the bone. Red and Yellow flat chips (saratoga) and a green salad.

C'mon, you know the score...marks out of 10 please...

Sounds like an 11/10 to me. :fat: I dont mind thin fish, just not fishy fish.

Marks out of ten????? What part of pure shite don't you understand!

3rdforum wrote:Marks out of ten????? What part of pure shite don't you understand!

Thats a big fat zero then 0/10

Topdog wrote:Sweet potato and white potato flat chips, fabulous and you can't beat fresh caught fish......cooked it in garlic olive oil and butter mix, shallow fried. EASY 9/10, Jan said that.

Your one big Jessie Mary, Cookings for women, Men fix things and make a mess,

You are the odd one out Reg, men cook these days, ask Vince.Still he is younger than you, Women fix cars now, its the future.........can't be hard if they do it.

She is posing as usual, There is nothing on top of that engine that requires spanners that big, Silly cow has the wrong tool in her hand, Typical

Found a little country pub and had a Ham and Stilton ploughmans, bloody great one too 8/10.

I had some blady queer thing i cant even spell, 6/10