Cliff came to our local church, St Georges when i was about 12 i think,
Janet said blimey Cliff Richard, I said he touched me on the Alter and fiddled with with my font,
I may put a claim in, Dont be so stupid he never touched you, Yes he did we was on the spiral staircase, the local TV were there, they wantd me to do the introduction.
Janet said have you taken your tablets.
Cheeky mare,
She hates it when i have more claim to fame than she doe's,
Bootsy and snudge chased me on the prom at Blackpool too
Janet said blimey Cliff Richard, I said he touched me on the Alter and fiddled with with my font,
I may put a claim in, Dont be so stupid he never touched you, Yes he did we was on the spiral staircase, the local TV were there, they wantd me to do the introduction.
Janet said have you taken your tablets.
Cheeky mare,She hates it when i have more claim to fame than she doe's,
Bootsy and snudge chased me on the prom at Blackpool too
