What are you doing today??

Cheers Cam.

Yep Happy Birthday Vinces Mum.
2 petrol stations near here, both empty of gas.
Update from Cru, Baby coming by c sec as 1 month out of date. Weighs around 11 pound they believe.

thanks for update. If that baby is that big thank goodness she is having a c-section

dd would be more appropriate.

I have guttered my wardrobe and drawers out of clothes I never wear and things that I don't like. I have sorted out all my summer holiday stuff as well.

17 days to my hols

Topdog wrote:Yep Happy Birthday Vinces Mum.
2 petrol stations near here, both empty of gas.
Update from Cru, Baby coming by c sec as 1 month out of date. Weighs around 11 pound they believe.

Bloody hell, it will arrive fully dressed, walking and talking Poor Mum the mind boggles.

Just had Mermaid put Olive Oil drops down me lugs. I think I need them syringed so I'll soften it up a bit before I get the nursey wifey to do the business. I'll make an appointment for mid-week...that should do it. (Should I have put this in the Doctor's thread?)

Yup. Good medical advice should go in the doctors sugery,
Ive had a mental day today, Shopping 8am, Doctors at 930am. Car deal at 10am, Of across leeds for some bits, Vallete came so barked orders at him until lunch time, Then Janet made him lunch too, He said i like coming here, Your always laughing and joking, Good i said, You wont want paying , Gob on him then, so Janet said aww take no notice of him, Then sold what i just bought, Cousins lad, Fair play to him, He brought his pregnant wife for sympathy, Like a bassa i fell for it, So he got the bargain of the century, Janet gave me a peck for being nice, I said Nice dont cut no Ice,
So now i'm lumbered with a golf convertable , Bleed ing snow you watch, Then i went to pick a van up i bought monday, gives me the documents, 2 weeks mot left, I said is my tie on straight , Oops he said i'k sort it, So another half hour sat in traffic, Back home and take tea, (without a biscuit) ,What a life

Mcqueen wrote:Yup. Good medical advice should go in the doctors sugery,
Ive had a mental day today, Shopping 8am, Doctors at 930am. Car deal at 10am, Of across leeds for some bits, Vallete came so barked orders at him until lunch time, Then Janet made him lunch too, He said i like coming here, Your always laughing and joking, Good i said, You wont want paying , Gob on him then, so Janet said aww take no notice of him, Then sold what i just bought, Cousins lad, Fair play to him, He brought his pregnant wife for sympathy, Like a bassa i fell for it, So he got the bargain of the century, Janet gave me a peck for being nice, I said Nice dont cut no Ice,
So now i'm lumbered with a golf convertable , Bleed ing snow you watch, Then i went to pick a van up i bought monday, gives me the documents, 2 weeks mot left, I said is my tie on straight , Oops he said i'k sort it, So another half hour sat in traffic, Back home and take tea, (without a biscuit) ,What a life

Reg, have a day with my Mother in law, then you will know how good you have it.

Dont do it, Just because there your parents if they cant be civil then they can go blox for me, I dont waste time on nasty folk, No need, It only winds you up, My mother is the same, This may shock people but i cant see me attending her funeral, Tried and tried and tried, , Last time i saw her was 7am in hospital, Left her laughing so much she was in pain, Later that day tells everbody a different tail, finished there and then, Sad but not my doing, Nasty,

This one has been the politest I have ever seen her, checked me pockets, nowt missing.

Fixed fuel gauge on yacht, just over half full, no need to panick then. Waited ages in bank Q behind Polski female, had handbag as big as Ryanair carry on. Couldn't find Passport. Rummaging through bag for 5 mins at least. Where was it? Under the friggin bag. Grrrrrrrrr

I saw this woman in a shop today with a bag, it was the wife with her MUM.

Think I will go for long walk to Fanabe. Better get my walking shoes on. Hopefully i can do it under 1 hour.

From Where?

..........going down to Irvine to see if I can fix the daughters car,
(she had a wee axident!)oooops!
So I'm of to hava go at repairing her bumper & bonnet!
at least I'll get a wee run down the coast!

Davie Thistle wrote:..........going down to Irvine to see if I can fix the daughters car,
(she had a wee axident!)oooops!
So I'm of to hava go at repairing her bumper & bonnet!
at least I'll get a wee run down the coast!

Nice run down that way Davie...you could visit eckythump!

Been swopping tyres this morning, Got one going out, Also taken an international call from Poole, Somebody wants the folly i bought, Will pay now and collect in two weeks, Got some numpty calling in from the south, Big dick or dog or some strange name, Then the wild bunch will arrive, Lilly first, Then lex Luther, So thats about it. Its enough innit

Mcqueen wrote:Been swopping tyres this morning, Got one going out, Also taken an international call from Poole, Somebody wants the folly i bought, Will pay now and collect in two weeks, Got some numpty calling in from the south, Big dick or dog or some strange name, Then the wild bunch will arrive, Lilly first, Then lex Luther, So thats about it. Its enough innit

Bloody hell Reg, I think I'll buy some shares in your company! Nice turnaround! You got a website, or is it just word of mouth?

Word of mouth mostly, but a lad sticks some on ebay, What he gets is his business, So long as i get mine, He doe's ok because he is patient with people, Also he will deal with anybody if you get my drift. ,

Mcqueen wrote:Word of mouth mostly, but a lad sticks some on ebay, What he gets is his business, So long as i get mine, He doe's ok because he is patient with people, Also he will deal with anybody if you get my drift. ,

Fair enough

Finally finished the decorating room all sorted now just waiting for new bed to be delivered, just had a lovely lunch.

Better half's off on an afternoon session with the girls in Tynemouth (apparently there is a alcohol shortage so there panic buying !!!).

Couple of things to do call in in at daughters see here newly landscaped garden, walk muttley then relax on sofa and try and not think about the jobs in the garden I have lined up for next week.

No rest for the wicked eh !.

Well, Mary called, Skirting boards my arse, He might be a nats cock hair taller than me, But to the trained eye he is the same height, He brought Janet some flowers, and me a dvd of the full monty , So i didnt smack him one, He must be something like, He got Janets approval, And so did his Janet, Though what she see's in him i'l never know,
Wont be long before you lot get a look in,

Me and Mermaid went for a wee run in the country. Stopped at a nice wee spot called "The sma' Glen" near Amulree. Took a few piccies. The water is the River Almond and flows into the River Tay just north of Perth. It was a lovely day but a lot more cooler than it has been...

Aww, Thats nice, Mermaid looks chirpy enough, Yes pigging freezing down here now,