What are you doing today??

Abbatwat I think Reg

I like the birds eye joke, they been caught with sea horse in fish fingers.

Yeah, that's clever that.

And Tesco value lager 70% horse piss

Tonight Matthew, I am sitting here on my tod, all alone and jist me masel'. Mischief Maker has just whisked Mermaid away for her surprise birthday present and I've not to expect them back 'til late. I'll eat all her chocolate then...

Ooo, i cant do with an empty house, no bugger to make tea and answer the phone and door ,

Empty house,heaven. I should have been in Tenerife by now but some events and numpties this week have delayed us.

Mermaid has just phoned. Mischief Maker and her got on a train and went to Edinburgh. They are now having drinky-poos in the Playhouse theatre before "Cats" begins. She'll like that!.

Great, nice surprise. Watching Pussy on stage, like the sound of that.

We stayed just round the corner, well 10minute walk away, turn right, continue about 700 yds, turn left and then second on the right. Hope they have a wonderful time

I've just watched Les Miserables again. Ah wiz nearly greetin' again!

Edit: They've found out where most people cry now! BBC Magazine.

From their eyes, eejits.

We're going to pick up wee Macie in a bit. Haven't seen her since last Saturday!

I had a bad start today, Had one of mine mot'd yesterday and last night i noticed 6 advisorys on it, all of them complete blox, i went back this morning guns blazing and got him to show me what he thought he saw . Upshot being it was re'tested and given a clean bill of health, cheeky bleeders, now if that was Joe public they would be panicking and part with a load of dosh, I pointed out to the lad i have been doing it longer than he has been on the planet, I'm calm now,

Trying to earn a few extra, fraudulent that is and should be treated as such. As should all the shops that hike prices then put sales tickets on.
See we are no longer AAA credit rating, third world innit, hopefully those that have come from similar for a better life will now feck off to another AAA listed country and ruin that.

They failed me over here once for a tail light being too bright. Turned out the examiner was a fella that got the sack from a place I used to work and he didn't like me! Poor bassa, I reported him and he got suspended from the new job as well. Some people have no luck

Jobs worths, I think the lad didnt know it was mine or he wouldnt have done it, I have always said the ministry should do the testing like they do with commercials, Simon the boss is in tenerife, John who he left in charge likes to show a good turn over for when he gets back, The tester wants to keep in the good books, but a breakdown in comunications caused my blood preasure to rise, i wont be saying anything because i also want to keep it smooth,
So nobody died and we live to fight another day,

Mcqueen wrote:I had a bad start today, Had one of mine mot'd yesterday and last night i noticed 6 advisorys on it, all of them complete blox, i went back this morning guns blazing and got him to show me what he thought he saw . Upshot being it was re'tested and given a clean bill of health, cheeky bleeders, now if that was Joe public they would be panicking and part with a load of dosh, I pointed out to the lad i have been doing it longer than he has been on the planet, I'm calm now,

Well done Reg, tell him to just write advisorys on the back of a stamp next time.
Just like going to quacks innit, I would advise you to stop blah blah blah. Yeah, heard it before Doc......

I have 5 seats that I took out of a minibus last year. They were in the back of the shed and I said to myself "I might as well sell these, never going to use them myself". Now the shed has been packed with all the stuff I took in from the garden over the winter, and of course, the seats were at the back. I had to climb over seats ( other ones I got from my current van), lawnmower, patio furniture, bikes, fertiliser spreader ( now broken), a pram that we bought 13 years ago for the eldest ( hardly used) and assorted tins of paint from the last 15 years. After much pulling and dragging, I eventually emerged victorious with the aforementioned seats. The only trouble is that with all my efforts, i tore 3 of the seats. I reckon they have halved in value now

2 bloody puncture in drivers side thanks to local tip, all sorted and back to normal, Cheers KWIKFIT.

3rdforum wrote:I have 5 seats that I took out of a minibus last year. They were in the back of the shed and I said to myself "I might as well sell these, never going to use them myself". Now the shed has been packed with all the stuff I took in from the garden over the winter, and of course, the seats were at the back. I had to climb over seats ( other ones I got from my current van), lawnmower, patio furniture, bikes, fertiliser spreader ( now broken), a pram that we bought 13 years ago for the eldest ( hardly used) and assorted tins of paint from the last 15 years. After much pulling and dragging, I eventually emerged victorious with the aforementioned seats. The only trouble is that with all my efforts, i tore 3 of the seats. I reckon they have halved in value now

Just buy a van Dermot

should have used them in the lounge, let the poor kids off the floor.

Tonight Matthew, I am finishing off the box of flapjacks that Dermo kindly gave to Mermaid and me last week.

I like flap jacks, i tel myself their healthy because they have oats and raisins, and i forget about the syrup type stuff,
I wont go looking for something because all there is are oaty boring blady cardboard things,

I like them, good lad Dermo.