Reg wouldn't know the difference, sheltered life.The Lone Ranger wrote:
He's not a Nip, he's a China man.
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Badminton season has started.
Topdog-
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Campbell Brodie-
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These lot sorted them out...
Campbell Brodie-
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Remember this? Brilliant!
Mcqueen-
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Tall one looks like ronnie the lock, He lived in Parque tropical, Party trick was to tell you to change your door lock when you moved in, He could do it for €40, He kept them, So he would change your lock, but keep the old one to sell on, Well he didnt say part exchange to me, So i gave him €40, But kept mine back, Ooo, he wasnt pleased, I then sold mine for ? €40, So it cost me bugger all in the end, He was a dead ringer for the man with a tash,
Campbell Brodie-
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Time to hit some shuttles...
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Campbell Brodie-
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That looney smileys great!
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Yeh, Thought it suited the subject, 
Campbell Brodie-
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Right, I'm off for my badminton. Laters...
Topdog-
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Don't forget the Bat 
Campbell Brodie-
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Topdog wrote:Don't forget the Bat
I started off with wooden ones about 40+ years ago...
Remember these?
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Before my time Cam! 
Campbell Brodie-
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3rdforum wrote:Before my time Cam!
Yeah, you're one of the carbon fibre generation. Really reduced the weight of those racquets. Average weight is only about 80 grams now.
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Feckin dangerous sport badminton. I nearly lost an eye one night. My partner went to smash a shot and caught me instead. Blood everywhere, couldn't get it to stop. Rushed to hospital, but doctors couldn't stich the cut being so close to the eye. Still have a slight scar from it.
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Yeah Cam nearly lost a game once.
3rdforum-
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Ah well, that's nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Campbell Brodie-
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There's a good old Scottish word which describes how I feel just now. "Stechie" (pronounce the "ch" as in loch). It means stiff, seizing up, aching etc.
innit-
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Stiff in what way?
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How far do you have to toss them telegraph poles then, good excercise I would have thought.
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innit wrote:
Stiff in what way?
Stiff as in I can hardly move!
Perfectspecimen wrote:How far do you have to toss them telegraph poles then, good excercise I would have thought.
I put them poles up for 25 years Vince. I go out and survey the job now and tell other eejits where to put them up. Paid my dues mate.
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Shame that is, no more erections, just looking.
Topdog-
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Just looking...............at other peoples erections.
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Penile erectile dysfunction? Not a bit of it!Perfectspecimen wrote:Shame that is, no more erections, just looking.
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Is that what these youngsters mean by they got a PED.
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I'm off! Back in a couple of hours! 