Just as it says , make it up as you go along. but following the story..
Once upon a time there was an alien who.............
Once upon a time there was an alien who.............
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The Never Ending Story
Mozzie-
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Campbell Brodie-
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...had a big blue head and a small goatee beard....
Topdog-
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and no body to worry about.
Campbell Brodie-
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He had landed in Leeds and bought a car from a dodgy dealer near a cricket ground where some students were swearing at the salesman from a house next door...
Gypsy-
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The alien thinks he is a superhero (like wot Megamind was in the film). He is called Mozziemind and is trying to defeats his nemesis, the superhero Metro Man.
The question is who is Metro Man, and will Mozziemind succeed? Da da da dah ........ to be continued after this short intermission.
The question is who is Metro Man, and will Mozziemind succeed? Da da da dah ........ to be continued after this short intermission.
Topdog-
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Has mozziemind been here before and battled? Did he get defeated by metro and the metro special squad?
Gypsy-
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As long as Black Randy and the Metro Squad were on form nothing would get past them but unfortunately they had their off days and one or two of them were dreamers or maybe just high
Topdog-
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Are they descending from a space oddity,no just a lad insane.
Gypsy-
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Seems the trip they went on lasted a long time as nobody has come to tell us what happened next. 
Come on Mozzie give us a clue, were you captured. were you tortured, we are all going BLUE in the face holding our breath for the next instalment.
Come on Mozzie give us a clue, were you captured. were you tortured, we are all going BLUE in the face holding our breath for the next instalment.
Topdog-
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Maybe he is under interrogation, or in the slammer
Campbell Brodie-
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I think the idea is, we all add to it ourselves... 
Mozzie-
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Lone Ranger wrote:I think the idea is, we all add to it ourselves...
Yep that the idea
Gypsy-
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I really thought this would take off, but it seems we are suffering from lack of imagination.
Oh well here goes.
Mozziemind (is that what we called him?) escaped the clutches of Black Randy and the Metro Squad and went to the golf course. Because he was an alien he wasn't particularly good at driving (bit like me)
and he overturned his golf buggy.
Beth a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a Villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?"
"I'm OK thanks" MM replied.
"Oh MM forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the buggy up later."
"That's nice of you, "but I don't think my wife would like it." MM answered
"Oh, come on," Beth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," MM finally agreed and added "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative whisky, some friendly ministrations and some driving and putting lessons, MM thanked his hostess.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Beth said with a smile , "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the buggy!" he said.
Oh well here goes.
Mozziemind (is that what we called him?) escaped the clutches of Black Randy and the Metro Squad and went to the golf course. Because he was an alien he wasn't particularly good at driving (bit like me)
and he overturned his golf buggy.Beth a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a Villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you okay?"
"I'm OK thanks" MM replied.
"Oh MM forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the buggy up later."
"That's nice of you, "but I don't think my wife would like it." MM answered
"Oh, come on," Beth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," MM finally agreed and added "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative whisky, some friendly ministrations and some driving and putting lessons, MM thanked his hostess.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Beth said with a smile , "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the buggy!" he said.
Perfectspecimen-
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Think we're missing Reg here, he tells a nice tale. 