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Balls!. I've forgotten our anniversary again!

3rdforum wrote:Balls!. I've forgotten our anniversary again!

Is it today Dermo? Happy anniversary mate to you and Eileen! 

If its today you ain't forgot, sort a surprize out. Happy Anniversary.

3rdforum wrote:Balls!. I've forgotten our anniversary again!

 Thats the spirit, treat them mean, keep them keen. Just out of interest does she get anything for you?

And a good morning for birds, its raining here and the silly worms have come out to play in the open. Mind you we have been inundated with butterflies so doubt the birds are very hungry.

Perfectspecimen wrote:

3rdforum wrote:Balls!. I've forgotten our anniversary again!

 Thats the spirit, treat them mean, keep them keen. Just out of interest does she get anything for you?

And a good morning for birds, its raining here and the silly worms have come out to play in the open. Mind you we have been inundated with butterflies so doubt the birds are very hungry.

Out in the open cast mines in the Australia deserts, large moths (body's about 3" long) all hatch at the same time, the mine site being the only lit up area for hundreds of miles is inundated with them, guys working on the machinery in unlit areas use miners type helmets with lights on them so as to see what they are doing, problem is the light attracts the moths, so your face is constantly bombarded by the monsters. That's just the start of the problem, they only live a few days, the site ends up covered in a carpet of dead stinking moth caucuses, that's when it gets even better, all the snakes then come out to eat them...

:Not me Guv:

good afternoon all

Morning members...rain, rain and more rain  

Morning LR & all,

Yep same here,looks like heating will be getting turned on soon.....

morning. sun has popped out to say hello

Reg not reared his ugly mug yet then. Morning all, welcome back Reg, Chill.

Morning members,
Sort the business before the pleasure, otherwise you dont have any  

Janet keeps hovering round me, Thinks i dont know she wants to go shopping, Well i dont want to go so she can wait until Luke gets back from Gymnastics with Lexie,
I have mans work to do, like putting up shelves next door, also got one of those key safes for the porch, then the pillocks dont have to bother me about lost keys anymore, Preventive maintainance,
Had a screaming baby behind me on the plane, i went and stood near the carsie, Stewardess said everthing alright sir ?. Well no actually it isnt, Why cant you have a baby area like in the blady hold or somewhere, Its not on selling people seats that are not fit for purpose,
Janet put her seat back and the mother said excuse me i have a baby on my knee, So that set me off, Do you really think we hadnt noticed you have a baby ? Janet has a ruptured disc and a trapped nerve and you want her to sit bolt upright for 4 hours ? Janet pipes up "Its ok i dont mind"
Typical her - dosent know how to complain, but i make up for it, Blady fuming i was, anyway it was a long 4 hours,

Reg, you can click on the "New Posts" button now instead of the "View posts since last visit". We've been busy since you went away!  

I saw that and thought Nah   I bet it was there before and if i press it the world will explode,
I shall give it a try, Well done Cam, Thats why i left you in charge  

Reg, stop moaning.

welcome back Reg. I missed you.

Good morning members beautiful day up here today...look at that sky

Morning members, Love the blue stripes on the works van Cam  

The Lone Ranger wrote:Good morning members beautiful day up here today...look at that sky

Looks a lot different to the time I was there. Could hardly see the road for snow!   Strange that, cos as soon as I crossed the Forth bridge, heading back to Edinburgh, the snow disappeared.:puzzled: 

Nice salt bin. Handy that cos I can just see someone slithering down that hill and hitting your C3 on the bend.
I am boiling ham, smells delicious........Good Morning then.

Afternoon, roasting Beef me.

A/noon everyone,like my sundays,cook a dinner & relax....

Define relax...

  ???

Make or become less tense or anxious.Rest or engage in an enjoyable activity so as to become less tired or anxious.

No booze lol

Never believe all you read...

  Hic...

Adam Mint wrote:Never believe all you read...

  Hic...

Have to agree with you there.....