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Morning members. Bit grey here today... 

Morning, sunny here. It was supposed to be cloudy here. Bloody resin dries too fast in the sun. Wish I had a nice barn.

Two reports coming your way Gypsy.   I'll get on and do some work then.

Is idiot about then

Morning all. lovely day up here... 

morning all.

Morning nice here too, very warm night. Off out now.

Yes warm here, we will be out soon, going to K9 to hand in the raffle prize TD has donated as well as collect all our tickets for K9's 20th Anniversary bash on 14th - should be good.  

Heads up for our abuse reporter - we will be taking Albert with us so another D&J outing

Good morning. Hmmm, no cheap flights for Friday the 13th yet. Thats a shame, a party for un-loved dogs, could be in with a chance there.  
Missing Reggies posts, obviously no wifi at his posh place then. Why does BBC Look East always have presenters with suntans? We're not exactly overrun with them in this region, probably expect it in Leeds or Birmingham. Even poor old Bill Turnbull on the morning BBC News had to sit next to one today, and it looked like a fecking lesbian. Just an observation peeps, Government TV obviously thinks they need a leg up. Weather girls are still allwhite. 
Walk the dog in a minute, bit of shopping then get the paint brush out. White paint it is, no fecker wants a brown boat now do they? :Not me Guv:

Getting a wee bit excited about our next wee adventure, Lanzarote and then on to Palma to join a Med cruise, Val says I need a bit of culture so this one has 3 ports of call in France , a place I have avoided like the plague after a bad experience in the 1960s , so expect a more civilized searcher when I return

   I wont hold my breath!  

YOGHURT HAS MORE CULTURE THAN ME

Have a nice time searcher, I think you will be ok in Lanzarote but the cruise ......... think even Albert is a bit too young for one of those - he is also straight so doesn´t qualify on that count either.  

I love cruises, some nice french ports there are. Just met Reg and Irish Pete.

French culture my arse. Check out their toilets, just like the ones in Baghdad. 
 Makes reading the paper on the loo mighty uncomfortable. :Toilet1:  

And just look what they eat for breakfast! Jeez. Not to mention horse steaks, snails and frogslegs.

Brits eat faggots

Perfectspecimen wrote:French culture my arse. Check out their toilets, just like the ones in Baghdad. 
 Makes reading the paper on the loo mighty uncomfortable. :Toilet1:  

And just look what they eat for breakfast! Jeez. Not to mention horse steaks, snails and frogslegs.

As I said had a bad experience in the 60s and haven't stood on French soil since but Val loves it, so just being a good boy and doing what I'M told 

Must admit not a lover of the french but they have some lovely ports and if you can do the Monte Carlo trip but try and gey a coach registered in Monaco. It is worth the research for that. We had about 150 coaches and only 4 registered in Monaco, the rest could ot do the full grand prix circuit but we and the others were front of start grid and did the full circuit it was a great experience and even the Missus was chuffed.

Morning all. Work to do. Talk later

Morning members... 

good morning all

Good morning. I quite like faggots actually. You can get them in the freezer shop. Make sure the have 'Brains Faggots' on the package, avoid all others. :Not me Guv:

Like PS I quite like faggots, I love France but it is wasted on the French, arrogant and rude. I am always amazed when they are lauded as having style and panache especially as the majority shop in markets.

Brains Faggots, mash and onions, with processed peas. You can get them in Iceland Gypsy and not expensive.

Morning everyone. Going to see my wee grand-daughter Macie today...