Vince has a nice syrup, no complaints on my sausage.
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Dazzler
marbro8
Jimandsi
Gypsy
Campbell Brodie
bildot
3rdforum
Mcqueen
Topdog
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Your top five places to eat in Tenerife
Topdog-
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Perfectspecimen-
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You can tug on my hair if you like, but I have no interest in your sausage.....
Topdog-
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Handful of nits
Perfectspecimen-
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They are called crabs down there. 
Dont like them either (edible kind), bottom feeders........
Dont like them either (edible kind), bottom feeders........
Dazzler-
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Is it all free & easy on here, no "off topic" dustbin and slap on the wrist? I feel nervous.
Topdog-
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Nah we don´t do that, no need to feel nervous, get in their. We do take the piss out of each other but you now what, never any malice. I know Vince is a twat with crabs, but he bought me a beer the other day so I let him be. Honestly though we do seem a bit arguey towards each other, especially Minty, Reg, 3rd, Gypsy and Vince....oh me too,,,,, but we really are all quite good friends because of this forum. As are Cam and Tricia, Searcher and others....many of us have met and none have not got on, apart from Minty having his balls blown off by chilli.
Adam Mint-
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That was Annie's fault, she never told me she'd had a chillie burger as well...
Mermaid-
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Thats what LR needs a chilli burger. 
Or a few of them. 
Or a few of them. 
Campbell Brodie-
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Yeah! Send a couple over Kev! 
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Make sure you dont go to the toilet after handling them!
Campbell Brodie-
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3rdforum wrote:Make sure you dont go to the toilet after handling them!
You know, I haven't had a painkiller (parcetamol) since 9am. I've been taking them every 3 hours for the last two weeks... Physician heal thy feckin' self!
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I always use Marigolds
marbro8-
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kevs sausage or vince's crabs3rdforum wrote:Make sure you dont go to the toilet after handling them!
Topdog-
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I will give you a link to the winner of the Scottish Chilli fare last week, have one of those 8.5 million
marbro8-
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top 5 restaurants on our recent visit
1 friends, the tandoori tikka was to die for
2 the cottage, all the food there is lovely
3 bobby's 111, best curry and staff on the island
4 players, not just the food but the view
5 R&B'S the food is nice but basic. it's the welcome you get from richard carley bonnie and jade that make it worth a visit
1 friends, the tandoori tikka was to die for
2 the cottage, all the food there is lovely
3 bobby's 111, best curry and staff on the island
4 players, not just the food but the view
5 R&B'S the food is nice but basic. it's the welcome you get from richard carley bonnie and jade that make it worth a visit
Adam Mint-
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Oh, gonna have to have a think about this one...
Mcqueen-
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Heard Friends was good but only had a late drink in there
never been in the other
never been in the other
marbro8-
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They are so popular they have opened another a couple of doors down, used to be the old rovers returnMcqueen wrote:Heard Friends was good but only had a late drink in there
never been in the other
Mcqueen-
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We need to be more adventuress when in Tenerife, we tend to do the same, beans on toast with the view or sat on the wall sharing fish and chips from Scampis, comes from a poor upbringing 
marbro8-
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does Tenerife smurf still own scampi's? can't remember his proper name now?Mcqueen wrote:We need to be more adventuress when in Tenerife, we tend to do the same, beans on toast with the view or sat on the wall sharing fish and chips from Scampis, comes from a poor upbringing
Mcqueen-
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Not sure but some of the staff are eating the stock 
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marbro8 wrote:does Tenerife smurf still own scampi's? can't remember his proper name now?
John didn´t know he was TF Smurf though but I remember that username.
marbro8-
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just had a look at one of my old posts on TF and it was chris, so if john owns it now it has changed hands, he was a great guy, i couldn't log on to TF for months and he took me to redarrow a few doors up and sorted it for me, that's how i became marbro8 instead of just marbroGypsy wrote:marbro8 wrote:does Tenerife smurf still own scampi's? can't remember his proper name now?
John didn´t know he was TF Smurf though but I remember that username.
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Older guy with specs is John.
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Nice thread for a travelor like me.