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    Freddie head butts a Merc!

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 8 Dec 2014 - 22:17

    Yeah the car put a wheel in the ruts at the side of the road and then lost control. The road was muddy due to sugar beet being loaded in the lorry at the side of the field over the last few days. Road muddy and slippy, easy done, a moments lack of concentration. Narrow B road 60mph limit, yes Freddie was lucky he had his helmet securely on, and his neck took the impact mark which could clearly be seen on the windscreen. Bike must have flipped too because the rear mudguard was smashed. About 40 foot of scratch marks on the road before it and Freddie ended up on the grass verge. Lucky boy indeed.
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    Post by Topdog Mon 8 Dec 2014 - 23:36

    Mcqueen wrote:Is that a mouse on his leg Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 3275847336

    Is that Ting tong hiding in the chair Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 3025408739
    very lucky might have smashed his face and then looked nearly as ugly as his dad., Joking apart though Vince yes nowt you can do if domeone else causes this, por sod.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Mon 8 Dec 2014 - 23:44

    The car was a total clone of mine, must have thought I was getting revenge........  Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 3025408739
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    Post by Topdog Mon 8 Dec 2014 - 23:54

    son not a clone though..... Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 3025408739
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14451
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 9 Dec 2014 - 0:07

    Wrong, he is as pig headed as me........
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    Post by Topdog Tue 9 Dec 2014 - 0:08

    yeah without the looks
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 9 Dec 2014 - 0:12

    You make a living out of pigs......Respect please.....
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 10 Dec 2014 - 22:52

    Went to see Freddie this afternoon, he has some amazing bruises.  Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 2419626307  He is trying to bribe nurses with chocolates, mostly young they are. They wont let him have a ciggie though. He has two new neighbours, they aint saying much....... Trauma ward innit, most are really old. He had another operation on his knee this morning, told him to keep a careful note. Think he may end up addicted to morphine if this carries on much longer, he may be out in time for Xmas. I will treat him to a little convalesence in Tenerife as soon as hes able to crawl on a plane......
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    Post by Topdog Wed 10 Dec 2014 - 23:07

    I phoned the Ward most of the ones Freddie said were old said "blimey your grandad is old"
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Wed 10 Dec 2014 - 23:16

    Hes in D8, thats DATE, hes hoping for one with a nurse...........
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    Post by Topdog Thu 11 Dec 2014 - 7:09

    male or used to be
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 18 Dec 2014 - 19:33

    Collected Freddie from Hospital today, he has got a nice wheelchair from the Red Cross with a rest for his right leg that sticks out in front. Quickly learning to move about on it with one hand and can get to the toilet so commode is redundant already. Keeping my eyes open for an electric wally scooter so he can get to the pub,,,,,,,,,,,,, hmmm. Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Thu 18 Dec 2014 - 20:32

    Good to hear he's out Vince! Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 294053457
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    Post by Topdog Thu 18 Dec 2014 - 21:46

    Vince if you get him one can we have first refusal when you re sell
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    Post by 3rdforum Thu 18 Dec 2014 - 22:26

    Glad he's on the mend! Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint Thu 18 Dec 2014 - 23:42

    Do wheelchairs have forks...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Thu 18 Dec 2014 - 23:58

    Adam Mint wrote:Do wheelchairs have forks...

    yeah, tubular metal bits can bend I guess. Possibly not at walking speed though. No hills round here either, but a bit slippy in back yard. My old wooden back door has made a convenient ramp, just perfect.  Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 294053457
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 19 Dec 2014 - 0:24

    Topdog wrote:Vince if you get him one can we have first refusal when you re sell

    Er,no,,,,,,,,,,,, the crack was I could use it for going to the pub. Been looking into these things, up to 30km at 4mph on a charge. New price about a grand but pretty sure I can get a decent 4 wheeled one for a 100 or less. Ideal for Jan but a bungalow would be nice too......... Should have thought about that young man before getting your apartment. Can take them on planes too I think but they weigh about 70 odd kilos..... Only dry cell batterys allowed too and they have to be carried in the cabin.......... And you would have to let the air out of the tyres......... Not really an option then. They do take wheelchairs free though, although Mr O'learys site doesnt make that very clear. Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 3025408739  About 2 foot wide and 4 foot long they are, some even do 8mph.  Freddie head butts a Merc! - Page 2 2419626307  Strangely enough about 15% of Green Park is not wheelchair friendly (6 steps) and guess what? Thats my bit. Never bothered me before but my eyes have been opened and I made my thoughts clear, easy job to put a ramp in. Probably not far enough up the to do list though. Good job we have a nice strong security man..............
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    Post by Mermaid Fri 19 Dec 2014 - 14:30

    glad he is hope

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