What are you doing today??

Mcqueen wrote:So the travellers arrived for the caravan The money was in sealed bags, he slaps them on the table then asked for his luck money Just a minute while i count this first   Oh you dont have to they are all sealed, Carried on and its £100 light,
Well i cant understand that he says , I can you cant help yourselves  
Not sure who are the worst, call centres or travellers, Whats up with these people
Wonder what they would do if i took a cushion out, What a way to earn a living

I was going to ask if they turned up. Cheeky feckers got some front aint they? Not had any direct dealings with this lot yet but thanks for the info. Cannot trust supermarkets either. Lidl sell litre bottles of cooking oil for 99p, or you can buy the 2 litre bottles that cost well over £2 ???? Not just them either, all supermarkets are at it. 

Tried to start motorbike this morning but nowt happening. Its got a kick start too which starts it first time so not too big a deal. Put it all back together and decided too spray all connections with WD40, thought no more about it until Fred came out. He pressed the button and it works.   Fecking hours I have spent checking everything.    If it keeps working its going on Gumtree, it owes me now. 
By the way Fred is out of his wheelchair now and on crutches.

Jap electrics not good, WD not good either, Get some electrical spray much better,   

Well done Freddie

Good to hear Freddie is up and about.

great to hear Freddie is out of the wheelchair

Yep he is mobile again. Bike is still starting.....  Good, I will sell it then. 
Painted the frame of what was going to be my new bike today in Hammerite black. The other bits are going to be Old English white, my favourite car colour, he better not smash this one up. Although it is much older it is far better build quality, not a single sheared bolt!!!!

Watched TT bike crashes on Utube today, 1 comes over a bridge and straight in to a wall, No rush lads he's well dead, Mental

Testosterone.......

Update:-
No boats with Vince.
No planes with Dermo.
No motorbikes sold by Vince.
And on a positive note, apartments by Mcqueen, ok., as with sausages by Topdog...

Cant remember the last time i had a sausage

Hospital appointment today. That's a month of antibiotics and other tablets taken. Probably get biopsies taken today as long as the prostate isn't too "tender" like last time.

Good luck cam

Cheers Reg!

Hope to Doc blows on his fingers first! Good luck pal! Its not as bad as you think.

Just got back from the dentist, New hygienist, ex brick layer i think Pain city

What was she wearing...

Adam Mint wrote:What was she wearing...

Nothing to set the imagination off for sure   I knew a dental nurse once

He didn't do it! He's putting me on more Naproxin (anti-inflammatory) for a couple of months because I told him I got a lot of relief from that the 10 days he prescribed! He's also putting me on long term Tamsulosin. He seems pretty convinced it's non-cancerous so I'm really relieved about that! I've got another appointment in 6 weeks and I have to get my blood tested again 2 weeks before. (He got the result of the last blood test about 2 weeks ago and it was still showing a PSA level of 7.3.)

Mcqueen wrote:Just got back from the dentist, New hygienist, ex brick layer i think Pain city

Used to call mine a physio terrorist

Sue the younger one i had before she left was real gentle,
plus she had a nice firm pair she made a (point ) of rubbing against you as she did the work,
Took your mind off being at the dentists, I mean if your paying hard earned you need comforting

Nothing at the moment, but last night we won the quiz so I don't feel one bit as if I'm being lazy...

Question that comes up a lot in quizzes is "Where is such and such a letter placed on a keyboard", now we, the quiz team, all use keyboards daily either for bussiness or pleasure, me, on the lap top I'm a two finger typist, on the iPad a one figure cos I'm holding it in my other hand, but either way I find the letters I want to type almost without looking, Annie can touch type, but when the quiz question comes up asking where a certain letter is on the keyboard we all start imaginary typing, we allways get the answer but no one just blurts it out straight away,,, why?

So here we go, and let's know how long it takes you,  "which two letters are either side of V"...

C&B I just looked

You'd be fu#king great in a quiz you wouldn't you be,,, YOU AINT ALLOWED TO FECKIN LOOK.......

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH......

I need a drink...

How am i going to know if i dont look

Do you have to look for your dick everytime you go for a piss...