Saturday shopping

Their tame Cam, Mad Jack had like pipe cleaners that he set on fire, Then went round what was left of your head, Burning bits off, Then light a Park Drive with it, Say owt and he died his fag out on your head, Bassa he was

Underdog wrote:Their tame Cam, Mad Jack had like pipe cleaners that he set on fire, Then went round what was left of your head, Burning bits off, Then light a Park Drive with it, Say owt and he died his fag out on your head, Bassa he was

I wonder what skeletons that git had in the cupboard before he popped his clogs.

I think he was Polish ?, On the run maybe, Jeez, He might have been German, They still havnt got over it,

Err, Cam, I see you have a new avatar, I cant do that, but there is a picture of Steve McQueen from the film Bullitt. He has a black polo neck jumper on, and he is leaning against a wall, Also wearing a gun shoulder holster, I would like to look like that for a bit, Please, When you get time, I thank you, Mary would like a picture of Fanny Cradock cooking

Underdog wrote:Err, Cam, I see you have a new avatar, I cant do that, but there is a picture of Steve McQueen from the film Bullitt. He has a black polo neck jumper on, and he is leaning against a wall, Also wearing a gun shoulder holster, I would like to look like that for a bit, Please, When you get time, I thank you, Mary would like a picture of Fanny Cradock cooking

Sorted.

The Lone Ranger wrote:

Sorted.

Thanks Cam, you look more like him than i do,

Underdog wrote:
Thanks Cam, you look more like him than i do,

Yeah, well Ali McGraw's just given me a rollicking for telling everybody she uses the toilet...

I've made Trish a new shopping trolley for Asda...

The Lone Ranger wrote:I've made Trish a new shopping trolley for Asda...

Bit expensive to fill. :Not me Guv:

True. It'd take £300-£400 to fill that I reckon...

The Lone Ranger wrote:I've made Trish a new shopping trolley for Asda...

swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home.

I need that sometimes to carry his pepsi home

Mermaid wrote:I need that sometimes to carry his pepsi home

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I knew a poodle called pepsi,

Underdog wrote:I knew a poodle called pepsi,

A sniffer dog called, COKE.

Stood round the harbour in bridlington, And this poodle fell in the water, Poor women shouting Pepsi Pepsi, Somebody save Pepsi, 15ft drop, Nah, We all watched this spoilt poodle swiming about, Guy on a boat used one of those boat hooks round its collar, Poor Pepsi, It looked like a Mongrel for the first time in its life, Stupid Dog,

Underdog wrote:Stood round the harbour in bridlington, And this poodle fell in the water, Poor women shouting Pepsi Pepsi, Somebody save Pepsi, 15ft drop, Nah, We all watched this spoilt poodle swiming about, Guy on a boat used one of those boat hooks round its collar, Poor Pepsi, It looked like a Mongrel for the first time in its life, Stupid Dog,

Trod on a Poodle once, raining cats and Dogs.

Underdog wrote:I knew a poodle called pepsi,

Was it an Estate Agent ?